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dental phobia
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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so: here i sit
i don't like it
i'm in the dental chair
and i really don't care
to be here ya know?
my teeth went bad, so
here i sit
think "awww, shit"
dread the dentist's drill
the sound gives me a chill
there's those damn shots
can't i be knocked out???
here i sit
'sposed to spit
in that damn stupid sink
it's really gross i think
i'm trapped!! wanna leave!!!
think i'm gonna heave...
but: here i sit
still don't like it
my tooth hurting for days
because of tooth decay
and it is my fault:
they're black as asphalt*
so here i sit
this is the PITS
i still hate the dentist
i'm still gonna resist
he gave me no gas
so i kicked his ass
ain't gonna sit
here--gonna split...


see ya!!!!
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* they're bad, but not THAT bad...needed
a word to rhyme with "fault"!! :)
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i *hate* the dentist...absolutely have
a phobia. wish i could get my teeth
pulled, get dentures, then i wouldn't
HAVE to go to the dentist's now,
would i?? :)

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Reviewed on August 5, 2002
oooh, you are SO cruel, karla; i can hear that ol' dental drill now..(((SKREEEEE!!!)))) OWWWW!!! *PAIN LINES!!!*
funny write, karla!! next time i go to a dentist, i'll ask for the gas!!! love, me.
(*WICKED TWISTER*)

Reviewed by Gumby Pokey (Reader)
Reviewed on August 5, 2002
getting me to go to the dentist is like pulling teeth.
hey wait i don't have teeth---Nevermind

funny write i think we have all been there.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 5, 2002
my darling Karla.. you have a soulmate here..I believe I would rather chop off my fingers with an emory board than go to the dentist! (the sadists!) your form for this is perfect.. it sails!!! thank you for the horrible but well phrased familiarity!katy.

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on August 5, 2002
I hear ya - good job

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on August 5, 2002
LOLL!! I haven't been to a dentist till now...phew. *touchwood*

Reviewed by Russ Okamura (Reader)
Reviewed on August 5, 2002
Magical and humourous, very nice style, good sense of timing for lighted notes.

Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2002
LOL, I don't have the phobia, but I feel your pain, I don't like the family doctor guys! hee hee They scare me! ;)

Reviewed by Dove (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2002
Hee hee hee. One time I was laughing so hard at the guy sitting next have his teeth worked on that I almost lost it. The hygentist almost got so ticked off. She tried forever to get me to quit laughing, LOL.. I will never forget that expierence..!! tee hee..!

Light and love, Jo

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2002
I didn't think your teeth were that bad. Anyway, Dentist seem to charge more and more for all the nerve racking pain. Cute write.

Reviewed by Chris Stevens (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2002
oh I hate dentists too... this poem reminded me of an old Alice Cooper song can't unfinished sweet!!!!....
hugs,
Chris

Reviewed by Kacie Rahm
Reviewed on August 4, 2002
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! I hate the dentist! Can you imagine me, with braces! (They're a real Bitch) I hate them*cringe* How could you put me through this again! aaaaaaaa! LOL! Great, so rea;!

Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Reviewed on August 4, 2002
I know exactly how you feel! Great poem! ;)

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on August 4, 2002
8-04-02

Next Time ask Dentist For an Ora Dol Pill.

TRASK

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2002
LOL LOL LOL I have the same phobia.. Cringed all the way through this.


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