back pain (a fictional song of a real problem) (poem) by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner on AuthorsDen

back pain (a fictional song of a real problem)
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to the tune of "bang-bang" (cher's version) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- back pain i'm on alert back pain it really hurts back pain it makes me cry back pain sometimes i think i'll die i should not have lifted that lookin' for that stupid cat i think i threw out my back threw that sucker out of whack back pain i'm on alert back pain it really hurts back pain it makes me cry back pain sometimes i think i'll die in my back i have a catch when it went my breath it snatched don't wanna do that again and now i'm living with back pain back pain i'm on alert back pain it really hurts back pain it makes me cry back pain sometimes i think i'll die here i am in bed again (a pitiful specimen) muscles and stuff won't unknot the doctor says my back is shot in the hospital for tests how am i supposed to rest??? all he gives is tylenol i need my back overhauled!!!! back pain i'm on alert back pain it really hurts back pain it makes me cry back pain sometimes i think i'll die i have surgery next week future lookin' kinda bleak summer locked up in a brace how much more will i have to face??? back pain i'm on alert back pain it really hurts back pain it makes me cry back pain sometimes i think i'll die --------------------------------------------------------------------------
ow...pain lines! i've been living with back pain for nearly twenty years. it ain't no fun...believe me. i've had "bang-bang" runnin' around in my head, the past couple of days, and i got to thinkin'...what would a song about back pain be like?? hope y'all get a laugh or two, and enjoy... (((HUGS))) and much love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen

Reviewed on August 6, 2002

hey girl! back pain sucks.
i love TRASKS advise HA
josie

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Very good write.

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK

Reviewed on August 5, 2002

8-05-02

Exercise, Clean Air, Walking, Drink White Vinegar In Water, Or Take 2 Aspirin, and, Still Place a Red Rose In Your Bedroom Whence You Sleep . Night.

TRASK

Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon

LOL....I sang it too! Great one!!!! ;) I hope you feel better reallllll soon!

Reviewed by m w

OUCH - I know this pain

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

very unique way of describing your back pain. bet your spine is going *BANG! BANG!*
right now, poor dear!! can just hear cher singing this to the tune of her song..very humorous outake on this age-old dilemma you are faced with. (((HUGS)))) wish i could take your *PAIN LINES* away!! luv, your twinkie, karen lynn. ((BACK PAIN..BANG!BANG))