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Habla Espanol?
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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It's all relative, the cold making my
bones click like castanets:  what's
chilly to me is probably downright
balmy to you.  Depends on where
you are.  44 degrees out there now,
with stiff breezes out of the North:
The swirling winds makes my feet
want to dance the Flamenco.  All's I
need is a Spanish guitar and perhaps
a margarita to set the mood:  Ole!

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (12/1)


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 Reviews of "Habla Espanol?"
Reviewed on December 18, 2008
LOL I love this one thank you for sharing
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on December 5, 2008
hahahaha, delightful.

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on December 4, 2008
forget the Spanish guitar, the margarita will establish your mood quite well -- I agree, forty-four is cold -- peace and love to you my friend -- JMW

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on December 3, 2008
That cold icy wind on my ankles only wants to make them buckle. Hope your feet are warmer now!
Cryssa

Reviewed on December 2, 2008
Hi Karla! Habla un poco Espanol, Si Senora. Glad to read you again, my friend, and dancing with you will heat us both!!! Nice write!

Cynthia


Reviewed on December 2, 2008
Hello Karla,

Your writes amaze, always - top notch writing here!!


Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
Hmmmm, maybe four, five or even six Margarita's. Me I go for the Brandy Alexander's, a few of those can sure create a relaxed mood. Hope you get feeling better as the weather warms....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
At least you can smile, Karla, at least I hope so.. and make us smile with you. Unless it's a frozen grimace, which it is with me at times. My fingers start to go numb when the temps drop to below 10 degrees C over here, so I understand something of your pains. And my joints are like The Nutcracker Suite as I very unballetically go about my business. And the rest of your lovely reviews make me long for roaring log fires inside cosy log cabins on bearskin (oops, sorry Ed) rugs.... Stay warm and well-oiled, darlin xx

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
Burrr! It's 29 degrees here with snow! Forget the margarita -- gimme some egg nog with bourbon or some brandy -- and I'll show ya a wild step or two! LOL! Nice poem, Karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
Pedro Perico Peryra, Pobre Pintor Portuguez, Pinta Preciosos Paisajes Para Poder Pasear Por Paris.
Olé

Georg


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
what's chilly to me is probably downright
balmy to you. Depends on where
you are.

It sure does. That's skinny dippin weather up here in the great Northwood!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Are You that lovely maiden they sig about
In "Margaritaville"??
yes a good stiff short of anything hard
will warm you up on chill days
that will start anyone off
stepping on those cucarachas dance steps....
Love & Peace

William

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
LOL. Love the second line, Karla! Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Hi Karla
I'm in the hot land down under and could use a bit of chill at the moment. Enjoyed your poem. Cheers! Liz

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
...blended or on the rocks...to chill in warm weather...would seem to break the ice for you.
enjoyed Karla...
John

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Grab that margarita and dance. What a delightful humorous way to look at a little dip in the temperature. Karla, you are a keeper. Liz

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Ok... I like this one....and...by the way...anyone out there know how I make Margaritas? I have this gorgeous Margarita Pitcher and glasses that we got in Mexico... and I have a bucket of Margarita Mix...I do have a blender, and ice... so what do I mix with this stuff to get a Margarita? Don't laugh...I'll only get a few slurps and I'm history...but I'd love to know how to make one anyway.... later..lindalaw

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Karla you make me laugh. A margarita will warm you up fast if you drink many! Keep warm and sunshine to you, Carolhawks

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Make that two and I'll join you...could use some warmth up here in the great White North.

fee

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Oh Karla the picture you painted with this write has me in stitches. LOL and Love, Bonnie

Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Si, si, senorita! Yo habla espanol--muy, muy pequito!! LOL Tu poem es muy buena! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) y amor mucho, tu jemela, Karen Lynn. :D *grins*

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Ole....lol soooooooooooooooo funny!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
That's the spirit, Karla. May you be warm. I don't think you'd like it much (temperature wise) around here. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Una vez más, saludos a la Poeta.

Interesting poemization.

In admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU


Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
It's colder'n a witches . . . er . . . Down heah in the swamp too . . .

Reviewed by Glen Schulz
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Karla dear, We're from Ohio remember. 44 is dancing weather, 8 is cold. Remember the nose bleeds while waiting for school buses in front of the house and it was 8 degrees? 44 is t-shirt temp, so come on, may I have this dance :)
*Glen*

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 1, 2008
Meet me on the dock by the lake and we can dance in the snow.


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