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Bottom Heavy (5/7/5)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Freezing Rain Advisory for the DFW Metroplex. I'm fine. A bit sore, but(t)? LOL Doesn't help that I have Fibromyalgia, either. OW

Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman

Poem Artwork

freezing rain not the
only thing that is falling:
butt also grounded

(c) 2008, Karla Dorman (12/22)

 

 
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 Reviews of "Bottom Heavy (5/7/5)"
Reviewed by kg cummings
Reviewed on January 1, 2009
thus the reason I post only my head shot! ha ha great 5-7-5 Karla! Hugs, Kathy
Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Cute! So few words to capture the butt oochies! LOL
Love and sunshine to you, Carolhawks
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
to the StormSpinner -- what a terrific photograph -- and a poignant write -- hope you feel better soon Karla -- peace and love to you my dear friend --JMW
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Karla~!

Great pic . . . brilliant write!!


Happy Christmas!

Lance
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
In this weather find a cozy seat and some hot refreshments...
peace and love, Carole~
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Did You slip?
Judging from the title
I thought it was about a large Girl....lol
Hope you are OK
Love & Peace be with you
Merry Christmas

William
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Cute poem, Karla:)
Sheila
Reviewed by Miller Caldwell
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Karla

Your writing makes me fall for you!
Merry Christmas.

Miller
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
lol, you are a creative genius!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Lots a butts, cars, and even airplanes grounded right now - Old Man Winter seems to be on the warpath. Keep yer butt warm!
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Karla I hear you loud and clear. A lot said and understood here.

Newfie Hugs are on the way, Rose
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 23, 2008
Karla this is great...ouch though!
hugs and love,
Christine
Reviewed by Cynthia Buhain-Baello
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Hello Karla,

Christmas cheers and stay safe...take care. Really nice poem!

Cynthia
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Yea seems the foul weather is hitting everywhere but spirits are still rising with the coming of Santa...ho ho ho.

fee
PS All I asked for Christmas was to see #48 win the fourth concsecutive championship next year...look out world. lol
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
very cute--had a slip on the ice myelf today!
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Karla be careful with the falling, I kknow how painful can be, were having freezing rain even snow here as well
In Christs Love
Michelle~
Reviewed by Richard Orey
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
How well I remember the freezing rain of my childhood days in Oregon, which is why I'm here in Southern California.

So, I suppose your pratfall was a "public" performance for all to see. I just hope your feelings got hurt more than your body, although there are times that hurt feelings can last a lifetime.

Have a safe and joyful Holiday Season, my dear Karla. We all at AD are so glad we get to read and enjoy your many, many wonderful postings.

Richard
Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
This is a very solemn and serious piece of information. ;)
Careful!

Axilea
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
You know your problem girl, you are just allergic to gravity...LOL, Ed (at least you landed on the soft part of your anatomy)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
Karla~

Ouch. This one made me hurt; I'm sorry you fall down and go boom! Hope you'll feel better soon; you're in my prayers! Good thing we're stayin' in tomorrow, huh?? Best not to get out when it's treacherous out; don't need a repeat of three years ago, when I fall down and go boom, landed on my bo-bo! LOL Very well penned/illustrated; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :(
Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on December 22, 2008
boy I know that feeling.... cute... lindalaw
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