The StormSpinner brings her specialty of the house to Elder Edvard Nosferatu's Swedish Halloween Ball. =]
LHW's Clara 'The Old Witch' Looman will bring her broom to make sure everyone behaves.
Image of StormSpinner with her 'brew' (c) 2009, Karen Vidra
You've heard of White Lightning.
You haven't had anything yet
until you taste StormSpinner's
Homemade StormBrew.
It will make you wish you had
drunk a Hurricane, instead. =]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Take two parts sky, fold.
Spray the pan liberally with CAPE.
Add wind shear.
Remove the CAP at the triple point
of warm front/cold front/dryline.
One drop of instability to make things pop.
Add cauliflower towers of convection.
Boil until the SPC issues a tornado watch,
pour into heated drinking glasses.
Garnish with chaser convergences.
Observe the stillness of the air around you.
Drink, until you howl. =]
Then run like hell! Funny and technical whimsy. Patrick
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2009
sounds like the perfect mix for tornado alley. very clever...love the metaphors and such. my friend in texas just sent me vid of a twister touching down a few weeks ago. i used to mix a drink back in the 90's called a "Blast Away." very popular in london and a guaranteed black-out!!
Sounds like a "drink" I'd like to try though, BUT not at my home! Weather's dangerous brews are always more fun when your own property is not in the way. A very clever and loaded "weather-phile" verse for us NOAA listeners...
good storm-chasing, Mike
Now yer talkin - this old Wolfman loves to howl! And can you whip up a batch for critters, too? I just told Old Brother Edvard I'll be bringin all my pets to his Big Bash - should be a Howlin Good Time!
Oh my dear! Oh my beauty!! Oh my tormenter!!! The castle will have the proper surroundings, I will let one of the dungeons doors open for you after midnight, don't scratch it with you broom!
"You haven't had anything yet
until you taste StormSpinner's
Homemade StormBrew.
It will make you wish you had
drunk a Hurricane, instead. =] " sooo fuuny Karla!
Got rain? Having tried a sip of Appalachian tonic water that burned my butt and dried me out like desert had no amount of the hair of the dog could water, I'd say that's some brew.
While we had brewing in the Gulf plum left us high and dry and soak you guys up there near where the Fort is Worth
Me thinks I'll stay away from that stuff: I already have enough trouble walking while SOBER!! LOL Still, all in all, a fun write; enjoyed~ Love the piccy! Mmm, that brew sure looks mighty tasty! (NOT! LOL Tors in it! Is that what they mean by "mixed drink"?? LOL) Well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
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A recipe that will leave most wide-eyed.
Enjoyed ...
peace, Carole~
luv it!;-) ET
good storm-chasing, Mike
I think I used toooo many drops of instability
Feeling a bit unstable :)
What kind of mileage do you get on the broom?
Have a Witchy day
The buzzard
Old Edvard Nosferatu Incubus
With Love,
Cindy
Witty and sharp and very well said.
John
Marcia~
until you taste StormSpinner's
Homemade StormBrew.
It will make you wish you had
drunk a Hurricane, instead. =] " sooo fuuny Karla!
While we had brewing in the Gulf plum left us high and dry and soak you guys up there near where the Fort is Worth
Ron
Be always safe,
Karen
In Christs Love
Michelle~
hugs\fee
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Sheila