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Guilty
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Back online, thanks to two of my storm chasing friends who are angels. Thanks, Ric and Bob. =]

Why I wasn't online? 'I killed Mother. .... It was my fault she croaked and no one else's. ....'


I killed Mother.  Did something
she didn't like and the light
blinked out of her eyes -- her

heart just stopped and could not
be started again.  It was too late
for resuscitation or a hope for a

normal life.  She went to the
great CPU in the sky and I, left
behind, felt remorse and shame

-- I didn't mean it.  An accident:
it's my fault she croaked and no
one else's.  I'm the guilty one.

(c) 2010, Karla Dorman (4/20)


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 Reviews of "Guilty"
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on April 28, 2010
Maybe she was tired of being bored/(board)... hee, hee, hee...

:~)
Cryssa

Reviewed on April 24, 2010
KARLA - WELL DONE, DOLL!

lyrics from an old Platter's song ...

"You've got the Magic Touch ..."
that Killed yer Mother So Much!

Welcome Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack ! TK.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on April 24, 2010
lol:)

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on April 23, 2010
mother boards,they fall like ten pins in an alley -- and the worst part is you never even realize that they are in peril until they croak -- been there, suffered through two such failures -- one late last year one early this year -- frustrating that their deaths are always sudden and unexpected -- and their replacements take forever to arrive and be installed -- it is like being between digital mayhem and purgatory -- glad you are black Karla -- peace and love be always with you my dear friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Reviewed on April 23, 2010
Yes I have killed a few mother's myself. Hopefully I treat my new mother better :-)

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on April 22, 2010
It is wonderful to have such good friends, isn't it...welcome back Karla.
peace, Carole~

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
Glad to have you back Karla, you're forgiven now take good care of this mother.

Newfie hugs are on the way, Rose

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
very nice!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
Mothers day is upcoming, maybe you can make your new "mother" happy then by promising to not do to her what you did to the last...good to have you back, babe...Ed

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
Welcome back! Rebecca

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
You deserve mercy, me? I just through my mum from the bloomin' train.

cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
You Spiked her huh LOLOL..Glad to see you back. Be nice now ;)Hugzzz Chezza

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
Yes and it seems as if we have lost a real family member or friend when our trusted computers bite the dust...thank God for friends who aren't electronic. lol
fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
Now that you done with killing...tell us more about those wonderful storms that we are too far away to "enjoy"!!!!!!!! (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
Be more careful in the future, Karla. ;-) Welcome back.

Reviewed on April 20, 2010
Glad your back, sorry about the Mother bored, but sometimes they just give up and die, the good news is your back now
in Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 20, 2010
Welcome back, Karla. Thank you for sharing your wit. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed on April 20, 2010
Welcome back dear Karla. It seldom happens to all of us to destroy our computers with a single touch.


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