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Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

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crunchin' numbers
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crunchin' numbers
it's THAT time of year again
crunchin' numbers
and it is drivin' me INSANE

crunchin' numbers
do i have all the receipts
crunchin' numbers
until the forms are complete

crunchin' numbers
and my brain is goin' numb
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think doin' taxes is so DUMB

crunchin' numbers
i know i have to do them
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that don't mean i have to like 'em

crunchin' numbers
ready to pull out my HAIR
crunchin' numbers
i'm stressin'--does anyone CARE

crunchin' numbers
i'm *so* allergic to math
crunchin' numbers
there any way i can bypath (SORry!!) :)

crunchin' numbers
done the forms three times already
crunchin' numbers
i'm so dizzy...so unsteady

crunchin' numbers
that's all i'm seein' in my mind
crunchin' numbers
numbers! NUMBERS!! i'm goin' blind!!!

crunchin' numbers
the forms filled out exactly right
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*crud* a mistake--this really BITES!!!!

crunchin' numbers
calgon...PLEASE take me away
crunchin' numbers
i just found out i gotta pay...arrggghhhh!!!! *
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a humorous rant that i PRAY don't come true ...

*see, it's THAT time of the year. TAX TIME.

i hate doin' taxes...

last year, i got a w-2 AFTER i'd done my taxes.
bein' honest, i amended my tax return...i was
supposed to get somethin' like $30.00 back...
hey, it wasn't much, but at least i didn't have
to pay...I THOUGHT!!

i'm waitin' and waitin'...finally, i get this letter in
the mail, from the i.r.s. ..."you owe us $108.00"
(or somethin' like that)...arrggghhhh. i was NOT
a happy camper!!!!

i hope i don't have to pay this year...or else i'm
gonna cry. :(

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

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 Reviews of "crunchin' numbers"
Reviewed on January 11, 2003
A humorous right I'm allergic to Math too LOL!
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Gilles Marchand
Reviewed on January 11, 2003
Yes at times it is not fun when you owe but
when you get some back YAH HAWWWW!!!!! :)
Blue eyed fish...

Reviewed on January 11, 2003
i'll join you in the cryin' spot if you gotta' pay. i just hope I don't gotta' pay! that would be NASTY AWFUL!! :( a good, but funny rant! well done, karla! with much love, your twin, karen lynn. (((((HUGS))))) :)


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