i've practiced for months, a few special songs
over and over, and my fine voice is strong,
i've got it, baby--i'm the next big star!
i'm the new diva, and i'm gonna go far,
y'all just watch me now--and learn from the best--
don't have to worry...i'm gonna ACE this test,
i'm gonna be it--got the attitude--
i don't mean to brag, i don't mean to be rude!
(TRYOUTS)
i'm ready to start, i can't back out now--
wipe a bit of sweat that's runnin' down my brow,
face the three judges, who'll decide my fate--
but i'm not worried--i *know* that i'll be great!
i open my mouth, and my song bursts free--
the next thing i hear, "what a cacophony!!"
simon cowell cringed, "good Lord, what was THAT???
who's stepped on your tail? you're hissing like a CAT!!!!"
simon is on a roll--"who's dog is dying?
listening to you, i want to start crying!
"are you in pain? do you need some medicine?
you'll get relief from the agony you're in!
"your voice is the worst! it's an awful thing...
i want to know this: who told you you could sing??"
paula and randy, they rolled on the floor--
"stop--stop--oh, our sides!! we can't take it no more!!"
i'm booed off the stage...embarrassed as hell
i'm such a bozo...i thought i would do well!
that's when i wake up--wake up with a scream!
a nightmare...thank God, it was only a dream!!
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the second season of "american idol" begins to-
night. last season, as you know, kelly clarkson
of burleson, texas (where i live!) won. *grins*
me--i'm no kelly clarkson. not everyone in bur-
leson is vocally talented.
now, karen, she would do well on the show...
she sings like loretta lynn. REALLY!! she's
great. (so is loretta.)
could I be a member of your band????
to play the keyboard or the grand piano on a stand???
ach lets make it the leadghitaar.....or what ever..
Love
Tinka
I love how you make fun of yourself Karla, the mark a great person;-)this is hilarious ;-)!
Reviewed by Deanna Jones (Reader)
Reviewed on January 21, 2003
LOL! Funny stuff. ;-)
Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 21, 2003
Karla, this is an absolute HOOT!
I would love to sing for you, but I do believe I could actually make your ears bleed.
Thankyou for a much needed laugh.
-James
karla....i thaought this was absolutely hysterical; but you're in TROUBLE, kiddo!...
and NOT from simon cowell, but with ME! i can make simon look like the world's nicest person next to me when I get mad (and you KNOW how foul my temper can be at times! YIKES!!! :0)!! *NOT REALLY* whaddya tryin' to do..get ME on "american idol"?? i don't THINK so! :0 again, a fun read; thanks for my *grins* of the day! LOL love, your twin sister, karen lynn (who is NOT the NEXT "american idol"!!). :) (((((HUGS))))) :)
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to play the keyboard or the grand piano on a stand???
ach lets make it the leadghitaar.....or what ever..
Love
Tinka
WILLIAM
Very entertaining and very Suess-like! A fun rhyme! Thanks.
Continued: Estates, Moneys$$,Silicone Breasts, Bonded Enameled Teeth,Face Lifts__
Suddenly It Is all Over_ 9 out of 10 of Them End Up Dead, Only Person That Made Out As a Star Was His or Her Agent Who Collected Hs 50% $$$$!!
Thou Shall Not Worship False Idol's!!
So As Not To Burst Your Bubble Or Your TV Show
Enjoy It While You Can...
Your Friend, TRASK
It Is Not a Try Out If You Will Be A Star,i.e. It Is How Far You Will Bend Over!
As When All Celebrities Wake Up, It BNever Was A Dream, It Was a Scream,i.e. Sex,Drugs, Fast Cars, Malbu
TRASK
God Bless
~Michelle~
I would love to sing for you, but I do believe I could actually make your ears bleed.
Thankyou for a much needed laugh.
-James
and NOT from simon cowell, but with ME! i can make simon look like the world's nicest person next to me when I get mad (and you KNOW how foul my temper can be at times! YIKES!!! :0)!! *NOT REALLY* whaddya tryin' to do..get ME on "american idol"?? i don't THINK so! :0 again, a fun read; thanks for my *grins* of the day! LOL love, your twin sister, karen lynn (who is NOT the NEXT "american idol"!!). :) (((((HUGS))))) :)