kitty has some good news to report today
kitty s found her lover mrow we met this way
kitty is outside just enjoying the sun
kitty smells spring in the air wants to have fun
when wow who s that fine cat before kitty s eyes
mrow mrrooww alright whoo-hoooo that cat is a guy
shorthaired with tabby markings just like kitty
the way he meows accent s new york city
he doesn t mind that kitty s a southern cat
says kitty would look cute in a cowboy hat
his eyes are the greenest kitty s ever seen
and looking at them kitty feels like a teen
kitty means that kitty s not a young kitty
but kitty s certainly not an old bitty
kitty s gone man gone kitty s fallen in love
kitty thanks father god that s living above
the yankee says his name shows his pedigree
all i can think of is wow he really likes me
he takes me around the town buys me some fish
says being with me makes him feel kittenish
he s five kitty s seven but he doesn t mind
he says he s fallen in love with this feline
stop by the lake he begins to pet my fur
let s put it this way what we did makes me purr
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