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bad news kitty
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kitty doesn t like the way the world is going kitty doesn t like the way the world is flowing there is more bad news on kitty s t v what kitty sees makes kitty want to flee where is there a place for kitty to hide all because of what s going on world wide kitty hears talk of war kitty s afraid kitty hears terrorists just may invade kitty hears of hatred running amuck kitty fears ev ryone s run out of luck kitty looks at the paper here again bad news bad news that s all that s been written kitty might as well curl up take a nap first on the paper kitty takes a crap that is how kitties learn to deal with it nothing feels better than taking a beep that s the way kitties listen to the news and kitty feels better taking a poo SORRY!! grins -----------------------------------------------------------

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Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on February 12, 2003

This is just the levity we need to break up the constant bombardment of bad news on \Fox and CNN. I hope Saddam likes the litter box.

love and peace,
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 12, 2003

Karla I'm howling you are so
funny;-)...rotflmao...thanks for this much needed laugh!

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen

Reviewed on February 12, 2003

very creative karla enjoyed
josie

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)

Reviewed on February 12, 2003

Go kitty go!!!! YOu are one awesome kitty!! You are so right also about the newws and Iwould do the same thing if i were a kitty i cant wait for further adventures sincerly your biggeest fan this waas extremly hilariouis also

Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen

Reviewed on February 12, 2003

LOL this is so funny!
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 12, 2003

oh, my LORD...too funny, LM*O!! you know how much i hate the news...and there YOU are, NEWS HOUND...worse than dad...arrggghhhh!!! i identify with kitty in this regard. HA--oh, my sides...may your kitty live to write many more adventures...and may we have peace. (((HUGS))) and love, karen. *still grinning my fool head off* this is rich!! :D *big deedee grin*

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