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kitty s addiction
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kitty has a problem one that is very bad
one that is about to drive kitty s owner mad
no kitty doesn t drink and kitty doesn t smoke
kitty stays on the computer the little bloke
ever since kitty s owner bought her this p c
kitty has become quite the internet kitty
and lately kitty has become quite fond of games
trying to set new scoring records kitty s aim
glinx collapse cubix and now this new one cubis
kitty s having way too much fun to wanna hiss
it is round after round and it s game after game
kitty s owner s clearly about to go insane
strange noises keep coming from the computer screen
and one more weird noise kitty s owner s gonna scream
kitty s owner wants kitty to get therapy
all because kitty won t relinquish the p c
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stupid games kitty s going back to
see if kitty can get past level 3
on cubis c ya grins


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Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2003
Listen, of course Karla the kitty is going to stick close to the computer. You would too if you were kitty. Dam there is always a mouse there to chase. Right? Loved this happy and tender poem. Bill HUUUUUGGGGSSS!!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 16, 2003
tell the kitty it has only so many lives left ;)

Reviewed on February 16, 2003
LOL this is adorable!
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 16, 2003
This is beautiful work karla...Hugs

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 16, 2003
your kitty stories should be saved for a book Karla;-)!!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 16, 2003
As Tom Jones once said, "Here Pussy, Pussy, ...

Reviewed by Amanda Fousek (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2003
hhahahahahha! I love it. strangley enough, watching me play compuer is my kitties favorite pasttime

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2003
Kitty need therapy killed me withlaughter poor kitty master no see you want to havefun huh i understand games so addicting maybe we set u up with a recovery group somewhereLOL I love kitty she so funny great job MORE MORE I WANT MORE ADVENTURES DOES KITTY GET HELP?

Reviewed by Chester Hardy lll
Reviewed on February 16, 2003
You have a lot of fun with your kitty Karla.
I had fun reading your poem.

Reviewed on February 16, 2003
this sounds familiar...hmmmmm where have we heard *that* before?? *grins* this is way too funny...all of kitty's writes are precious, think this one is one of the funniest, because kitty is like you...sometimes me...MOSTLY you because there you are, playing those games! guess it's better than the lottery...you lose on the computer, you can always play again--for free--without losing at lottery like you usually do! SORry...got on my soapbox...as kitty would say, "that was my hiss for the day." *grins* great job, karla...SORry! i meant, kitty. :) (((HUGS))) and love, your twin, karen lynn. :)


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