kitty is visiting kitty s owner s friends out of state
kitty would rather be in texas wouldn t hesitate
no kitty s in new york city kitty s stranded out here
kitty will never ever see texas that s kitty s fear
kitty s owner thought it d be fun to let kitty outside
kitty s owner got annoyed go out or stay inside
so kitty s owner gave kitty a big boot in the tail
and out into the snowy frigid air kitty did sail
kitty landed in a huge snowbank where did kitty go
kitty was out here oh dang kitty is lost in the snow
here kittykitty here kittykitty where is my cat
here kittykitty here kittykitty where is she at
when we fin her yous knows yer kitty s gon be plenny mad
yous knows yer sweet little kitty s gonna tear yous up bad
here kittykitty here kittykitty come back to me
here kittykitty here kittykitty mama s sorry
ow ow i found kitty kitty s got her claws in my leg
kitty let go let go how much more mama gotta beg
i tol and tol yous not to trow dat cat out inna snow
dats a texas cat an i knows texas cats hate da col
lemme get some bandaids yous bleedin all over my rugs
is kitty hissin mama s just tryin to give you hugs
hey pete yous better calls nine one one kitty s done got pissed
man dats a devil cat didja heah da way dat it hissed
mama s gotta go to e r kitty s scratched her up bad
i ll be glad when dat kitty s outta here dat kitty s mad
mama ain t much better i tink mama s teched in da head
dat kitty crazy dat kitty gonna kill mama dead