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kitty s rap
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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yo my name s kitty kitty s da cat
kitty s da cat who knows where it s at
kitty hates doggies dey stupid slow
an i tell doggies where dey can go

yo i m da kitty yeah number one
y all gon respect me when kitty s done
y all diss kitty kitty s gonna hiss
don t mess with kitty betta learn dis

yo i m da kitty kitty s no fool
dis kitty s da kewlest kitty rules
kitty don t take spit from man or beast
kitty s da best north south west or east

yo kitty s my name don t y all forget
y all forget kitty y all gon regret
kitty s da kitty dat gots da most
kitty s da kitty from coast to coast

yo kitty s bad kitty s real real bad
y all don t wanna see kitty get mad
yeah kitty s da cat kitty s da cat
kitty s number one kitty is phat

wave yo paws in da ayer just like dat
wave yo paws in da ayer just like dat

yo my name s kitty kitty s da cat
kitty s da cat who knows where it s at
kitty let s hear it fo da kitty
kitty s da best country or city


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 Reviews of "kitty s rap"
Reviewed by B Thomas Daniels (Reader)
Reviewed on March 21, 2003
Hahahaha Love dat kitty
Awesome Poem/Rap

Tom

Reviewed on February 24, 2003
LOL this is so cute!
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Awwwwwwwww that's soooooo cute!!!

Reviewed by Red Matrix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Silly Kitty!

º¿º Me likes!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Karla this is rap at its best...send it some place! you are full of talent!;-)

Reviewed by L M (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Very good.
LM

Reviewed by Gilles Marchand
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
That is one of the most creative things that I have seen in a very long time!
Hats off to you...! :) Maybe an MTV award????
Blue eyed fish...

Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Oooohhhhh Karla!!!!!!! This was really great!!!!! Wow! I like this a lot!!!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Wow, This was wonderful, Karla. The Feline King approves:)


Tony

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
How did da kitty s write dis?
Cute one!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Adorable poem.
Peg

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Cute poem!

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Cute write, Karla.

Reviewed by Morchuis
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Hi Karla.
I am learning Texan fast here,next time I go back,I might even be able to understand one.
Morchuis

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
hahahahahahahahah

~E

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
this is a rap song I could get into :-) Good write!

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
uhhhm kitty has found enimem hasnt she oh dear and oh no run its gangsta kitty next ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhLOL another humorous adventure of one excellently humorous kitty sincerly a big fan :)

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
I needed a big smile today.....and this did it for me...thanks Karla...floria

Reviewed on February 24, 2003
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LM*O, ROTFWHL the BEST one YET! KITTY RULZ!! you go, K-CAT! love, your twin, karen lynn. ((((HUGS)))) go kitty, go kitty, go kitty...

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Get down Kitty! lol Funny Karla.
Jack


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