kitty is goin out cattin tonight
kitty needs a break kitty s been uptight
kitty has been under a lot of stress
doggies and storms have made kitty depressed
kitty needs to unwind and have some fun
mebbe have a drink okay only one
loretta lynn s gonna be on the stage
kitty loves loretta thinks she s the rage
kitty just loves the coal miner s daughter
doggie doesn t that s why kitty loves her
they arrive at billy bob s in fort worth
it is the biggest honky tonk on earth
kitty hides under mama s cowboy shirt
hush kitty don t make a sound be alert
if they catch you you will get in trouble
they ll throw us out right there on the double
ticket now where did i put that durn thing
hold on my cell phone is startin to ring
well howdy do hank how s things up yer way
y all recovered from storm chasin that day
kitty s fine i ll tell her y all say hello
hate to say goodbye but i gotta go
standin in line to see loretta lynn
they want my ticket or i can t get in
found it i m sorry that it took so long
i think this durn purse was made fer king kong
yessir thank you y all have a good night too
whew made it in kitty dang where are you
kitty y all were supposed to stay with me
if they know you re here you ll be history
they ll bounce us right out throw us outta here
that s gonna hurt when we land on our rears
yes i m alright always talk to myself
stop lookin at me like i am an elf
yessir y all lookin fer me what i d do
what y all mean loretta s lookin fer you
mama and the guards go out to the bus
from inside the bus they hear miss lynn fuss
why if y all ain t jest the cutest durn cat
settin on my lap and purrin like that
y all are so purty and y all purr real sweet
y all purrin one of my songs ain t that neat
guys i want this here cat with me on stage
this ll make the news this ll be front page
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so that s how kitty sang with loretta
kitty sang with the best ain t none betta
y all want kitty s autograph get in line
kitty promises that all will be signed