kitty had a bad one it was the worst dream by far
it scared kitty because it was so strange and bizarre
kitty dreamt kitty had to go to basic training
now this will take some seriously hard explaining
this is what kitty dreamt when kitty closed kitty s eyes
report to basic you must obey you must comply
said the letter from the air force held in kitty s paws
kitty tried to complain but no one heard kitty s cause
you must go they all said or risk being put in jail
if you try to evade them they will come kick your tail
so kitty was put on a plane bound for lackland field
kitty was not happy so kitty put up a squeal
sedate the kitty kitty is soon out like a light
and kitty sleeps all the way through the rest of the flight
atten h u t a loud gruff voice shouts into kitty s ear
kitty does three things pees meows and jumps high from fear
awright airman purrbucket drop n gimme fifty
peed on my boots said a t i whose eyes were shifty
the t i is doggie doggie s kitty s worst nightmare
doggie fixes kitty with a cruel baleful stare
airman purrbucket you an me are gonna have fun
airman purrbucket you gonna march you gonna run
now drop and gimme fifty then let s run a while
welcome to the air force doggie said with a smile
kitty listened as doggie yelled at kitty all day
kitty failed inspection kitty meowed in dismay
for backmeowing kitty wound up pulling k p
kitty hissed under kitty s breath kitty hates doggie
kitty s bunk was destroyed cause it wasn t made up tight
kitty had to pull dorm guard it seemed every night
poor kitty had to fight to stay awake during class
kitty thought doggie was a huge pain in kitty s ass
kitty marched in the heat til poor kitty s feet were sore
when kitty fell out at night kitty began to snore
it seemed that kitty had just gotten settled to sleep
when reveille sounded that bugler is a beeeeeep
kitty ran and ran til kitty dropped in kitty s tracks
kitty put up with doggie s abuse verbal attacks
doggie said that kitty would never wear air force blue
that s when kitty said kitty will prove herself to you
doggie rode kitty every day chewed kitty out
kitty passed the confidence course doggie had his doubts
kitty had to go to the gas chamber wear a mask
kitty can t breathe kitty startled awake with a gasp
awwwww man just a dream kitty got up checked the mail
kitty felt fear creeping through kitty from head to tail
report to basic you must obey you must comply
enjoy your last day as a civilian and bye bye