kitty reported to basic as kitty was instructed
into the united states air force kitty was inducted
kitty graduated with honors kitty top in the class
kitty wanted to specialize in kicking terrorist ass
kitty went to school for six weeks location is classified
kitty weapon of mass destruction terrorists better hide
kitty went sent to iraq under deep dark cover of night
kitty would find ole saddam hussein make him cower in fright
findin ole saddam top priority of kitty s mission
kitty would wear him out and make him cry out in submission
there he is the little coward is hidin under the ground
what s this there s a kitty cat look what saddam hussein has found
what are you doin out here in the middle of the desert
there s a war fixin to start you can t stay here or you ll get hurt
those bad americans want to attack poor innocent me
president bush wants to avenge the mistakes of his daddy
you re a sweet kitty cat you re purrin kitty you are so cute
saddam hates kitties usually kitties saddam would shoot
oh look kitty is crawlin on top of saddam hussein s head
my eyes kitty s scratchin em out get that kitty shoot im dead
saddam can t see did you git im why did you let im escape
saddam can t let his people see saddam s in terrible shape
you are in more trouble than when you were caught drinkin busch beer
i bet those blankety infidels sent kitty over here
i give up i give up there s no way i can win this dang war
please mr bush don t send no more kitties to iraq no more
one down there s another terrorist kitty wants to destroy
that is osama bin laden kitty calls him binny boy
under cover of darkness kitty goes to afghanistan
kitty has a score to settle with this ole nasty mean man
because of september eleventh the twin towers did fall
pentagon damaged planes used as bombs due to binny boy s call
why lookee here boys osama s found a kitty in his cave
what you want kitty my you re thin don t you eat my little knave
round up some food for kitty hope it s not too spicy for you
oh my yes kitty s starvin ole binny boy ain t got a clue
kitty drinks some milk ugh goat s milk it ain t kitty s favorite kind
kitty drinks it jumps on binny s lap the terror mastermind
aren t you sweet purrin why you like osama very much
that s when kitty unloaded kitty peed pooped ugh a whole bunch
aaarrrrggggghhhhhh osama screams it s the americans dang they did this
gross i m covered head to toe with american poop and piss
gitthekittygitthekitty dang you let im git away
i give up i can t face american strength no how no way
kitty got back to america kitty is a hero
the score in this fight america one terrorists zero
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this is for all of the coalition forces, not just the americans...kitty is an american kitty but she thanks all nations for their prayers and support in this war against terror! *purrrrrrs* (((HUGS))) and love, kitty and karla. :)