i m warnin you
don t you come near me
you better be
backin yourself up
as fast as you can
i m warnin you
you gonna be
drawin back a nub
gonna be missin your nose
if you don t back off
i m warnin you
if you don t git your
nasty stupid
dogface
outta my face
i m warnin you
don t you know what
my growlin and hissin
and spittin means
stupid dog
i m warnin you
doggies are so stupid
back off man
n o w
awright that s it
no more warnin s
no more mr nice kitty
hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass
prepare to meet thy doom
razor sharp kitty claws
freshly scented tuna breath
the demon in kitty s been released
don t say i didn t warn you
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Reviews of "kitty s rant for doggie"
Reviewed by Dwayne Pagnotto (Reader)
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
Dear Karla...i really got a kick out of this...the fighting feline, with the switchblade claw.....LOL. Well...they say that within every cat beats the heart of a lion...and your poem here illustrates that perfectly.......another great tribute to our little furry friends. Thank you sweety.
I have 2 cats - both mostly black with white-the male looks likes hes in a tuxedo- and the female is smaller lighter furrier and more brazen..the male things he is a dog..
Nuf said.. lmao.. love Donna
no more warnin s
no more mr nice kitty
hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass
I almost fell of my seat laughing when I read this. Thank you so much Karla ... for relieving my dark emotions for a moment.
Hugs Bill kissssssssssssssss!
Heeheehee! Enjoyed this little write. Oh! I've just taken a peek at your BIO's page. You two are the cutest twins I've ever met. Wow! Wonderful sketch indeed! It's nice to meet you both!
Sandie Angel :o) a.k.a. May Lu $*_*$
Reviewed by Daniela
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
"hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass"
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Nuf said.. lmao.. love Donna
Reindeer
Love
Tinka
no more mr nice kitty
hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass
I almost fell of my seat laughing when I read this. Thank you so much Karla ... for relieving my dark emotions for a moment.
Hugs Bill kissssssssssssssss!
I just love cat Fights
Karla __You Are Strong, So Be Strong, Rant
All The Hell You Want To!
Your Friend, TRASK
Sandie Angel :o) a.k.a. May Lu $*_*$
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass"
That's adorable! LOL
I really enjoyed it
Love
Chrissie
"no more warnin s
no more mr nice kitty
hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass "
So good {{smiles}}
Peggy