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kitty s rant for doggie
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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i m warnin you
don t you come near me
you better be
backin yourself up
as fast as you can

i m warnin you
you gonna be
drawin back a nub
gonna be missin your nose
if you don t back off

i m warnin you
if you don t git your
nasty stupid
dogface
outta my face

i m warnin you
don t you know what
my growlin and hissin
and spittin means
stupid dog

i m warnin you
doggies are so stupid
back off man
n o w
awright that s it

no more warnin s
no more mr nice kitty
hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass

prepare to meet thy doom
razor sharp kitty claws
freshly scented tuna breath
the demon in kitty s been released
don t say i didn t warn you


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 Reviews of "kitty s rant for doggie"
Reviewed by Dwayne Pagnotto (Reader)
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
Dear Karla...i really got a kick out of this...the fighting feline, with the switchblade claw.....LOL. Well...they say that within every cat beats the heart of a lion...and your poem here illustrates that perfectly.......another great tribute to our little furry friends. Thank you sweety.

Reviewed by Donna Maris
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
I have 2 cats - both mostly black with white-the male looks likes hes in a tuxedo- and the female is smaller lighter furrier and more brazen..the male things he is a dog..
Nuf said.. lmao.. love Donna

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2003
Another funny one, Karla!!

Reviewed on May 24, 2003
HA!!!!! funny write, karla; love your kitty writes; kitty is DA bomb! :) (((HUGS))) and love, your twin, karen lynn.

Reviewed by Woman Words (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2003
Kitty is kick ass, Karla! :-)

Reviewed on May 15, 2003
This was great..I love that kung fu kitty!

Reindeer

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2003
So cute!

Reviewed on May 15, 2003
Nice write...hee hee.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 15, 2003
Hehehehe....I just love cat Fights!!

Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2003
Nice kitty. :) Hope it works out with the doggy.

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2003
no more warnin s
no more mr nice kitty
hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass

I almost fell of my seat laughing when I read this. Thank you so much Karla ... for relieving my dark emotions for a moment.
Hugs Bill kissssssssssssssss!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 15, 2003
LOL! Hope doggie learns to head the warning.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
Yeah!Karla Kitty is back;-) another great kitty write;-)!

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
hee hee LOL this was hilariously awesome I love kitty so much awesoem job on this fantstic poem

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
LOL great warning!

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
OOOOOO Cat fight!!! Cat Fight!!!!!!!!!
I just love cat Fights

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
5-14-03

Karla __You Are Strong, So Be Strong, Rant
All The Hell You Want To!

Your Friend, TRASK

Reviewed on May 14, 2003
Heeheehee! Enjoyed this little write. Oh! I've just taken a peek at your BIO's page. You two are the cutest twins I've ever met. Wow! Wonderful sketch indeed! It's nice to meet you both!

Sandie Angel :o) a.k.a. May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by Daniela
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
"hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass"

That's adorable! LOL

Reviewed by Omar Kayyam (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
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Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
Hahaha! This is so cute!~ I'm still laughing!

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
Karla, this is so so funny LOL LOL
I really enjoyed it
Love
Chrissie

Reviewed on May 14, 2003
SOOOOOO much like my cat! This is too funny! -Bear

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2003
hahahaha
"no more warnin s
no more mr nice kitty
hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
kung fu kitty
gonna play some whoop ass "
So good {{smiles}}
Peggy


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