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gittin it off our chests (a humorous rant)
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o why o why can't my bosoms be free?
'stead of havin' to live in misery,
cramped in a tight space, in pain *MOST* severe
i hate havin' to wear a damn brassiere!

underwired, smashed flat, hey, this ain't fair,
poor sweaty titters just wanna get air,
summertime boobies...why it's HOT in herre,
they wanna be rid of this damn brassiere!

the inventor must have hated women,
or must have been insane, or inhuman,
for forcin' women to wear a thing *so* drear,
that nasty torture? that damn ole brassiere!

who cares if they're floppin', touchin' the ground,
they just wanna be free to move around,
just make sure you don't plop 'em in my beer,
time to git 'em off our chests...those damn brassieres!!
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"they just wanna be free" LOL


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Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on June 11, 2003
:) ~!!!! Only good thing is how great it feels when you take the damn contraption off. Have you got the Jennifer Beal thru-the-sleeve maneuver down? Wasn't for that movie, still be doing it the hard way. [Song's nagging at the back of my mind...oh yeah...."you can fling 'em over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier, let your booooooobs hang down!!" Ears, schmears, song was written for US!!]

Reviewed by Dwayne Pagnotto (Reader)
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
Dear Karla,

This really was a delightful read....you are quite versatile in your ability to write in many styles about many things. And i must say...i agree whole-heartedly with what you've expressed here. Take em off ladies!.....we men don't mind....LOL
Sorry hun....just had to throw that in there....it's that damn male gene taking over i guess....hehehe.

Anyway.....a very well written little piece, i really enjoyed it.

Thank you.

Reviewed on June 7, 2003
Karla, Haven't been on your site for a long time <sorry>. Didn't have a clue you were so incredibly FUNNY and CLEVER!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!! ~Kerry

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
chuckle

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
I'm still laughing on this one...let 'em all hang out!

Reviewed by raven
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
I love this, and yes they do want to be free don't they!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Oh Lady, I am almost in hysterics. I've often said it must have been a man who invented those torture contraptions! Get rid of it Girl and just let it all hang out.

Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Oh Karla, sweet Karla, oh help us please
The thing you have to do...open the buttons, get rid of the brassiere...please :-) (Enjoyed it!!!)

Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
lol i liked this very much it made me laugh and it is true what you write, well done

Reviewed by Sage Largo (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Hey Darlin, I totally agree mine groan everytime I hook up lol Love ya Sage

Reviewed on June 4, 2003
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! karla, this is TOO funny! you couldn't have voiced our misery better! i wish didn't have to wear things like bras or go halfway naked in the summer when it is hot, but NOOOO...we are women, and if we exposed too much, we would ALL be arrested for indecent SOUTHERN exposure! :) LOVED this, karla; keep 'em comin'! ((((HUGS)))) and love, your twink, karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
i'll refrain from saying more than
good write

john+

Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
LMAO!!! Karla, you couldn't have said it better!! And I share your sentiments... I never wear one when I'm at home.. I just let it all hang out!!
Still laughing here.....
HUGS
Jenni

Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Classic, Yes!!!!!! ROFLOL here, with tears! This is too funny! And real....
-Bear

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
Karla this has to be a CLASSIC! I can't stop laughing;-)! your word usage is really fantastic, this is as good as it gets!LOL! I think you own this genre...


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