who was the creep who invented the diet,
is the guy i really would like to quiet,
jist 'cause we're not all skinny, read: skin and bones,
jist 'cause occasionally i snack on jones, *
and jist 'cause i have more hips than i used to,
jist 'cause my rump has gone up a size or two,
don't mean that i should deny myself of food,
'specially since they make it so dang, dang good!
i can't have this, it's too fattening to eat,
and o, how i miss eatin' those yummy sweets,
no bread, no fats, awwww, they are makin' it hard,
IF I DON'T GIT REAL FOOD SOON I'M GONNA STARVE
weight loss too slow? there is always surgery,
stuff it in a girdle *poof* it disappears,
naaaah i ain't a-gonna do that to myself,
jist pass me those jones chips right off'n the shelf!!
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* jones potato chips--made in mansfield, ohio...my hometown...the YUMMIEST chips made! :)
LMFAO...YOU SAY EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT ALL.. And did you know that "jones" is a slang term for Addiction? LMAO..you picked the right word - there's been a basketball "jones" & a love "jones" and now
chip "jones" <- which I have for salsa chips..lol- which I had forgotten till you reminded me!! LMAO -- loved this- Donna
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2003
I'll have to try them next time I am in Ohio. Great Write.
:) Ha, I know all about this rant! I've lost 20 lbs. in the last 6 weeks on the Atkins diet!! Had my first chips 2 days ago and they were soooo good!! My favorite are Ruffles, it's those ridges, you know! ;)
HAHAHAHAHA!!! another priceless gem of a write; you do these funny rants so well! for a minute, i thought it was about when you threw your prayers after you got mad, but glad it wasn't! but i will join you on snacking on the jone's chips; they *are* good ('course, i'll let you have first dibs on 'em! LOL)! love you, sweet karla! (((HUGS))) and love, your twin, karen lynn. :)
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chip "jones" <- which I have for salsa chips..lol- which I had forgotten till you reminded me!! LMAO -- loved this- Donna
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