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take me out to the ballgame
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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take me out to the baaalllgame...
(goin to see the texas rangers play)
take me out to the crooowwwd...
(mebbe they will win...just mebbe...SOME DAY)
buy me some peanuts and craaacker jacks...
(no can do...food prices are outta here)
i don't care if i never get back...
('specially if i decide to drink a beer)
let me root...root...root...fooor the hooome team...
(yeah if they'd win one, it'd be a surprise)
if they don't win it's a shaaame...
(this year, it's a losin team they comprise)
for it's one...two...three...strikes yer out...
(hope no one uses a corked bat out there)
at the ooold baaalll gaaammmeee!!!
(c'mon, God...let the rangers win...my prayer!!!!)


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 Reviews of "take me out to the ballgame"
Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
Same goes for my beloved Chicago Cubs!!!!
Cute write, Karla.
Jill :)

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
LOL...Karla this is so fun and actually quite "jingley". Thanks for some midafternoon fun! :O)
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
LOL...
Karla, this is too cute..

Love & Hugs
Trixie :)

Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
Hehe. Cool poem.
Enjoyed this one.
Love
Nico

Reviewed on June 25, 2003
This was so cute and sweet, I loved this!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Melissa Rives
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
LOL...this was so cute, a fun read...thanks for the smiles this morning! :)

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
You always make me smile

Reviewed by Cherokee Sage (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
So you like baseball, little lady. Clever poem you wrote.
Peace,
Cherokee

Reviewed on June 24, 2003
zLoved this write Karen you always manage to outshine yourself..
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
reminds me of a Soopy Sales joke: "i'll kiss you between the strikes, you kiss me between the balls" ;) good luck for your Rangers, they'll need it whenever they play against The Yankees ;)

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Hi Karla, The Rangers have done absolutely nothing since the President sold his shares of ownership!
However I enjoyed this writing! I hope they win for you, and Karen!


tony

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Hey ARSENAL FC are the only team, now thats a real ball game, bar the obvious:))))

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Hope they win for your sake;-) Good write Karla!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Have fun...cute write.

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Yay! Another baseball fan! I wanna go to the ballpark, too. Maybe if my bank will finance it (no other way I can go).

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Go have fun! Them winning would be an extra,,but having fun is what it's all about anyway! ~SH~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
I'm afraid I'll miss the match too!!

Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Loved your poem... I'm afraid I'll miss the match

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Karla, don't say that no corked bats. If the Rangers had 25 of them ... they would be champs. And watch out for the beers. At the price they charge ... it costs to much for more than one. Your friend. Bill
hugsssssssssssssssssssssss

Reviewed on June 24, 2003
glad i am going with you, should be fun with merla and paul! (life is never dull with them around, is it? LOL) great write; enjoyed! love, your twin, karen lynn. (((HUGS))) COME ON, RANGERS! WIN ONE FOR GOSH SAKE! :) MAKE YOUR FANS PROUD!


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