take me out to the baaalllgame...
(goin to see the texas rangers play)
take me out to the crooowwwd...
(mebbe they will win...just mebbe...SOME DAY)
buy me some peanuts and craaacker jacks...
(no can do...food prices are outta here)
i don't care if i never get back...
('specially if i decide to drink a beer)
let me root...root...root...fooor the hooome team...
(yeah if they'd win one, it'd be a surprise)
if they don't win it's a shaaame...
(this year, it's a losin team they comprise)
for it's one...two...three...strikes yer out...
(hope no one uses a corked bat out there)
at the ooold baaalll gaaammmeee!!!
(c'mon, God...let the rangers win...my prayer!!!!)
reminds me of a Soopy Sales joke: "i'll kiss you between the strikes, you kiss me between the balls" ;) good luck for your Rangers, they'll need it whenever they play against The Yankees ;)
Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Hi Karla, The Rangers have done absolutely nothing since the President sold his shares of ownership!
However I enjoyed this writing! I hope they win for you, and Karen!
tony
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2003
Hey ARSENAL FC are the only team, now thats a real ball game, bar the obvious:))))
Karla, don't say that no corked bats. If the Rangers had 25 of them ... they would be champs. And watch out for the beers. At the price they charge ... it costs to much for more than one. Your friend. Bill
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glad i am going with you, should be fun with merla and paul! (life is never dull with them around, is it? LOL) great write; enjoyed! love, your twin, karen lynn. (((HUGS))) COME ON, RANGERS! WIN ONE FOR GOSH SAKE! :) MAKE YOUR FANS PROUD!
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Cute write, Karla.
Jill :)
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
Karla, this is too cute..
Love & Hugs
Trixie :)
Enjoyed this one.
Love
Nico
Reindeer
Peace,
Cherokee
God Bless
~Michelle~
However I enjoyed this writing! I hope they win for you, and Karen!
tony
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