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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (a rant)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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have you ever had
one of those
feel like growlin
givin you a warnin
you better back off
git outta my way
or i'm gonna bite ya
kinda days
you know--one
of
THOSE
days
i'm tryin to laugh
but i'm not succeeeeeeding.....
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
didn't sleep very well last night
tossed and turned whole time
got hot, turned down the a.c.
got cold, turned it up again
couldn't get comfortable
finally decide, what's the use
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
get up, go to take a bath
no hot water--only cold
really set off the sciatic nerve
not that i'm gettin relief anyway
can't lay down can't sit up
standin's no picnic either
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
only good thing, i'm off today
walk to the library
go to check my e-mail
wound up deleting everything
in my inbox--zilch, nada...everything's GONE
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
it's hotter than blue blazes out there
i'm gittin tired of the summer heat
the heat's makin me craaaaaazy
and i'm stressin out and can't take much more
i need some relief.........
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

git outta my way!!!!

(c) karla dorman, 2003


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Reviewed on July 26, 2003
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I know how you feel karla. I had to quit eating and now I'm in one of those modes. Grrrrrrrrrget outa my way especially if you look like a hamburger. love ur friend in bmore G

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on July 25, 2003
Definitely know the feeling...grrrrrrrr been feeling that was quite a bit lately. Good rant! YF ~Z~

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Yep. No hot water would set me off, too. Better watch out people. Krazy Karla's on the warpath! Woe be to anyone in her way!

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
ooo karla...I'm going! LOL This is great :)
Love
~Chrissie

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Nobody does a rant like you! Good one.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Take a break take a Kit-Kat.....and bite the hell out of that ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinning monster!!

Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
Don't think I'll be down your way today!! Good one Karla. Jackie <> <

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
Reviewed on July 24, 2003
*smile* I aint afraid of you sweetie ---- gives Karla a huge (yet gentle) hug..

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Karla }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
OK OK, Karla, I dont mean to laugh at your situation, but this made me chuckle

Reviewed by Donna Maris
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
LMAO karla- I love your rants.. I don't know whether to hug ya or not.. =) LOL

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
I'm moving out of your way....
I've had these kind of days.
Your friend........Ron

Reviewed on July 23, 2003
This was great Karla..sounds like me when I get home from work..just need some down time..ha ha...great rant!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Sarah Tagert
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
sounds like my pretty typical day :D I know the feeling,

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
It is winter here in Queensland Australia,raining today,I have my electic blanket and heater on...I am as snig as bug in rug...he he he
thinking of you
wish you were here.
I am awful aren't I?
ha ha ha
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
steppin out ya way
g'day
g'day
from
your cool pal
Kay.
(hugs!)

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
WOWOWOW Okay rant it really helps... I loke to throw balls at the schoolyard cement wall better than beating my head around.
{{HUGS AND LOVE FOR ALL THE SUPPORT }}}
PJ

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
Hey HUgs back at ya! this is great!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
yep!been there done that;-) it's been 105 here for a couple of days...great rant Karla!it worked for me;-)!!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
Do something really nutty then you will be laughing .........opps remind me not to stand by the door when things are flying...... Great write.

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
((((Karla))))
This and You are Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!
A fun yea I know what ya mean cause I been there many a time too read!!!!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 23, 2003
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Reviewed on July 23, 2003
funny rant, karla; i know JUST how you feel (and guys, i LIVE with her! YIKES! :0). you touched a "nerve" (GRINS) with this 'un! great job; enjoyed~ ((((HUGS)))) and much love, your twin, karen lynn. :D


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