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Ain't No HUMMERS In My Life
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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with apologies to bill withers. :)

karen--HUMMERS, no tag backs!! :)

Ain't no HUMMERS in my life
And it's really got me bummed
Ain't no HUMMERS in my life
To GM's spell I've succumbed

I dream about them late at night
And think of them while I'm at work
Ain't no HUMMERS in my life
The boss' fault (no raise), the jerk

Ain't no HUMMERS in my life
And it's really got me bummed
Ain't no HUMMERS in my life
To G.M.'s spell, I've succumbed

Ain't no HUMMERS in my life
No other cars or trucks or vans
Ain't no HUMMERS in my life
The boss has one, pewter tan

In sunset orange, mine would be
Ain't no HUMMERS in my life
If I only had the money
I'd have a HUMMER in my life

I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know

I'd have a HUMMER in my drive
And I know that I had arrived
I ain't talkin' no shuck and jive
I'd have a HUMMER in my drive

Yeah, a HUMMER in my drive
Yeah, a HUMMER in my drive
Yeah, a HUMMER in my drive
Yeah, a HUMMER in my drive

(C) Karla Dorman, 2003




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 Reviews of "Ain't No HUMMERS In My Life"
Reviewed on October 8, 2003
I liked this I could do without the hummers, but I liked the poem.. i'll stick with my van lol...
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Cinda Wilson
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
This is SOOOOOO COOOL! I love it LOVE IT!
I want a Hummer too!

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
Someone really loves those hummers; I wonder who. I rode in one today, they are fun. There's always hope of owning one.

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
Excellent! Since WHEN have you tried your hand at SONGS? Oh yeah, your the singer, right? Or is that Karen or both of you? Any way, much love, Brava for you! Becca

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
I've been looking for the words to that perfect country and western song, and when I read your poem, I couldn't wait to suggest that you ought to make a song out of it. And then I looked at your reviews only to find that my buddy, Ed, had already suggested it. I'm just glad that I'm not as ugly as he is, but seriously, I think you've hit on a great theme for a country and western song, especially since having a HUMMER is just now becoming the epitome of achieving success in America. Go for it, Karla!

Scott

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
i like this

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
Hey Karla, you should make this into a country/western song, I think you will get rich! I loved it, but I dont like Hummers, only Jeeps, LOL>! Thanks for a fun smile, ED

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
Fun write!

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
am i the only guy smirking here?

nice write.

Reviewed by Afrika Abney
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
Interesting and unique write, thanks for sharing this piece with us Karla. One Love

Reviewed on October 1, 2003
This was cute and funny, I liked it very much!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
Geeee Karla I love the poem...so cute...so funny...but well....I am dumb I guess...what is a hummer...I was thinking you didnt have a hummingbird as that is what I call them..I have many....now I assume it is some sort of a truck? love this...floria

Reviewed on October 1, 2003
hahahahahahahaha!!

a fun write for sure; this is absolutely aDORable! sure hope you get the hummer you want; man, wouldn't THAT be making a statement when you came to work! "rollin' to work in my hummermobile..." LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, karen lynn. :D


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