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SuperWoman, Part the Second
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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Did I say that I could do it all? What was I THINKING????

Look--she's at it again
Trying to do it all
(Even Superwomen get tired)

They think that I can do it all
(they've got unmitigated gall)
We need Karla to save the day
(where's the benefits?  where's the pay?)
(She's SUPERWOMAN--she's the best
(she can handle it, with no stress *ARE YA KIDDIN*)
No one to work the cashier Line
(call Karla--she'll work double-time)
She can run it all, by herself
(cashier, drink station, stock the shelf)
She doesn't need a cigarette
(she can do it all, with no sweat)
She'll work the rush, no time to eat
(performing superhuman feats)
She'll even work when she is sick
(migraines, back pain, pinched nerve--ICK)
No days off, no time to rest
(I TOLD ya, Karla is the best!)
She'll do it all, with little praise
(she wouldn't mind a little raise *again, ARE YA KIDDIN*)
She's so good, why ain't SHE the boss?
(to that, Karla says, "Applesauce!!")

Look--she's at it again
Trying to do it all
(Wake Superwoman after her nap)

(C) Karla Dorman, 2003


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 Reviews of "SuperWoman, Part the Second"
Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on November 9, 2003
Hi Karla,
I agree with everyone,
"You need to find a new job..."

Great write...

Hugs,
Trixie :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2003
You need another job Karla!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 8, 2003
Karla a great wite, but you have to find something else, I know it isn't easy. I'm going to pray, hope it helps!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on November 8, 2003
LOL
sooooooooo cute!
lol
wish i had that energy....i am soooooo lazy!!
loved this write

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 8, 2003
What was this Superwoman thinkin! Enjoyed, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 8, 2003
Thats it, I knew you were SuperWoman, where and what color is your cape? Every color means something different you know? This was, as was the first part, so fun and a needed laugh although this was more personal in nature, speaking directly from you about your job. I loved it again, as I love all of your writes...Peace, ED & Rufuz

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2003
Keep looking for new work. Great write!

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on November 8, 2003
It sounds like you need another job. Well done.

Carmen

Reviewed on November 8, 2003
Poor, poor Karla...me thinks you need a VACATION! LOL What a cute write; what a treasure you are! Hope you get the raise you so highly DESERVE! In my eyes, you ARE SuperWoman! :D LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn.


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