and now, an oldie but a goodie. :-)

sing to the lyrics of "bang, bang" (cher's version)

yep--wound up the old back again, all i was doing was going to bed--three steps away from it and down i went. So you lucky folks get to hear me whine. :-)

back pain--i'm on alert
back pain--it really hurts
back pain--it makes me cry
why me, oh, why me, oh, why

i don't know what i have done
lying here, in pain, no fun
once again, threw out my back
threw that sucker out of whack

back pain--i'm on alert
back pain--it really hurts
back pain--it makes me cry
why me, oh, why me, oh, why

in my back there is a catch
when it went, my breath it snatched
i was just going to bed
fell out on the floor instead

back pain--i'm on alert
back pain--it really hurts
back pain--it makes me cry
why me, oh, why me, oh, why

here i am, in bed again
a pitiful specimen
it really hurts when i sneeze
OH GOD OW THAT HURTS OH GEEZ

all i have is tylenol
that ain't helping, not at all
how am i supposed to rest
i can't even get undressed

back pain--i'm on alert
back pain--it really hurts
back pain--it makes me cry
why me, oh, why me, oh, why

how'm i gonna work like this
when my back just wants to hiss
pain severe, it is white-hot
the doc said my back is shot

back pain--i'm on alert
back pain--it really hurts
back pain--it makes me cry
why me, oh, why me, oh, why

(C) Copy written, 2002, Revised, 2004, by Karla Dorman.