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Ding Dong (KID)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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It was an honor to be done in by the
Lady Slayer herself, Kate Clifford.

And it is an honor to assist in the
killing of a legend.

Kate, may you rest in peace. :-)


Sound the death knell, for Killer Kate is dead.
Let everyone know it is safe to come out.
Let everyone know a miracle occured.
Come out, come out, Kate is on her death bed.

She breathes no more, her evil reign is done.
Let everyone know it is safe to come out.
The virus was intended only for her.
Come out, come out, there's no need to fear, none.

Ding dong the Killer's dead
(Which ole Killer)
Kate the Killer
Ding dong the Wicked Killer's dead
Wake up, sleepy head, rub your eyes, get outta bed
Wake up, the Wicked Killer's dead
She's gone where Wicked Killers go
(Where's that?)   Below, down below
Let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out loud
Ding dong the merry oh
(And sing it high, sing it low)
Let them know that Killer Kate is dead

But are you really really sure she's dead?
Let everyone know it is safe to come out.
Yep--saw the evidence myself.  D. O. A.
Come out, come out, trust me.   Kate is really dead.

But you know how Kate could write herself back.
Let everyone know it is safe to come out.
Do not worry.   I'm telling you Kate is dead.
Come out, come out.  Where Kate is, she can't attack.

Ding dong the Killer's dead
(Now that's not nice)
SHE wasn't nice
Ding dong the Wicked Killer's dead
Wake up, sleepy head, rub your eyes, get outta bed
Wake up, the Wicked Killer's dead
(I, the Wizard, say she's changed)
And I says yer deranged
Let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out loud
Ding dong the merry oh
(Sing it high, sing it low)
Ding dong the Wicked Killer's dead

She stole my words, how'm I gonna write?
Let everyone know it is safe to come out.
Your words will be restored to where they belong.
Come out, come out.  The Great Oz will set things right.

Kate will come back, she will never kill again.
Let everyone know it is safe to come out.
She's just resting, believe me, Kate's changed her ways.
Come out, come out, Authors at Author's Den!

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.  :-)


LIGHT GREEN--EYES
                 KID

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 Reviews of "Ding Dong (KID)"
Reviewed on March 2, 2004
Kate or some other killer shot me down too. I'm at daughter's on her puter but I feel ya and won't be back for probably a week or beetteer. mMissing everyone. Love this Karla.

Reviewed on February 29, 2004
I'm glad Killer Kate is dead now. The new Kate is now virus-free and back to her old self. Heeeheee!

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~

Reviewed on February 29, 2004
(((Karla)))

Simply delightful; love the "Wizard of Oz" take on this; this is one hell of a great poem! Very well done; enjoyed emmensely!~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Into my library this one goes!

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on February 29, 2004
Oh karla this was fantastic work...sorry I wasnt on
yesterday to read it...had a rough weekend...this was
simply great writing...I will know about Ken on thursday...
they make you wait so long....bless you...floria

Reviewed on February 29, 2004
fantastic Karla, moving in expression. A force to reckon with. love and joys. G

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
wow...am delighted after reading this fantastic write of yours....love n luck...BHUWAN

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Kate must be a cat ... she's been killed so many times tonight, she must have nine lives ;)

excellent demise for kate the killer ...

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Wow! Nicely done. -- Jeff

Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Karla
I loved this...
LOL
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Oh, this is great karla.
Kate did promise she wouldn't kill
her new good man she will soon get.
Your friend.......Ron
x0x0x

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Karla this is a great take on the oz story...love the title;-) Great contribution thanks!

Reviewed by Larry Rochelle
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Since I live in Kansas, this tune is always on my mind. Toto, you can come out of the dog house now! It's safe.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Always enjoyed a good oz write! Felt like singing myself :-) Thanks!

Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Ha ha..This was great Karla, Loved this! Keeps echoing in my tomb!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 28, 2004
Excellent addition to the KID series today, Karla. Everyone is coming out now. The wicked serial killer is done - for now.

But you heard it here first - Hollywood is already talking Sequel!!!



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