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My Souvenir
by Walt Hardester → (All Poetry by Walt Hardester)
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Anybody got nail polish?


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To the mountains I did go,
Found some peace and love fo sho.
Brought me back some souvenirs,
Something every hiker fears.
Not fleurs nor moonshine in some jugs,
But a nasty case of the Red Bugs.

Walt       

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 Reviews of "My Souvenir"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
Funny isn't it? How nature's smallest creatures can at times be the largest pests. And a chigger can offer up a case of pure un-delight in the form of a powerful itching, blight. Jon Michael Willey

Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Yikes...LOL...(hope this ain't real) very enjoyable write Walt...Hugs and Love, Peggy

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Even tho' I live in Florida the bug capitol, I haven't seen these here -- here it's chiggers! & ticks (agressive ticks!) If you've ever had chiggers bad you'll never sleep again for weeks. I don't hike in the summer!

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on August 25, 2007
humorous write...not so humorous when reality bites!
John

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 11, 2007
I'm not sure what "red bugs" are but I do hope that they have left you alone. Thanks, Walt. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Kaz Greene (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2007
Checking out nature poetry and I see this....cute.
I do recall getting my own personal collection of chiggers while trying to pick blackberries.

Don't use an ice pick to kill them - as an old college aquaintance suggested to me once!

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
Hope they don't linger long. I guess better then ticks and poison something all over. Hope you feel better. Lady J

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
you poor thing, hope it is just a poem,otherwise you is in misery...great poem...

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
Walt, this is as cute as it can be! Chiggers can itch a person so bad they will almost wish to die. I've often had to paint my husband & son with nail polish so they could get some relief. This is such a humorous poem...its a keeper.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
Guess who's got the itch.....guess an red bug is something like a nudgeer...keeps on bugging....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 9, 2007
*owch* chiggers, ya mean? Certainly not lady bugs...although they're red, get chiggers, and they'll drive you mad.

Put clear nail polish on 'em: smothers 'em. Worked for me.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
very cute write!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
Oh no...LOL not even sure what red bugs are but they don't sound like much fun.

Fee

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
Not all nature is friendly to the avid hiker.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
Ain't Nature Grand?!! I've brought home lots of little souvenirs from time to time. But I never had much luck with that nail polish remedy, try good old fashioned Calamine Lotion. And this too, shall pass!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 9, 2007
Walt surly you could have gotten something nicer, fun write , thank you.

Rose

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 8, 2007
Awwwwww! You did enter their domain, right? A cute tale of the surprises we sometimes bring back with us after such an outing.........

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on August 8, 2007
That My Darlin be a little extra that Ya gets with communin with nature. Heck, it could have been worse, what if some sensitive boby parts got touched by poison ivy! Glad you had a good time and is home safe and sound! HUGS! SC

Reviewed by stan nassano
Reviewed on August 8, 2007
well Walt i got nailed by a deer tick(Yep Lymes diease)
so it could be worse,glad ya had a good time
stan

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 8, 2007
Spray a little Off on next time..

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 8, 2007
Itchy little varmits. Nail polish, nail polish remover and hot...hot water or clorox should do it. You should know better!

Susan

Reviewed by Jennave Coz
Reviewed on August 8, 2007
eee gads Is that good or bad ? Nicely done Walt LOL!Jen


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