"On The Night Before Christmas"

by Amber "V" Moonstone

12/19/08

Fairytales are fake,
innocence they take,
The knight in shining armor,
Is only a casanova charmer.

Santa doesn't like red,
and he really has a bald head.
His belly isn't full of fat,
but really very flat.

Rudolph has a red nose,
because he has cold toes.
One sneeze is all it takes,
for him to put on his brakes.

Mrs. Clause wants a divorce
after she saw Santa using his horse,
with Cindy Lou Who,
and Minnie Mouse too.

Dancer and Prancer were getting it on,
Donner and Blitzen were planning a con,
while Dasher and Comet were flying high,
Cupid and Vixen were eating pie.

Now Dash away, Dance away,
Sway away, fly away, walk away,
swim away, drive away, Go away!

Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a Good Night!