I just had my first robo call.
It nearly drove me up the wall.
Lies came flying from my phone.
And even though I was alone
I yelled as loud as I could cry
“That is a great big stupid lie.”
He hit me with another lie
And I say, “Hey, Wait, stop it guy!”
I was quick to identify
that this was not a real guy.
But what could I say or do
before this robo call was through.
I started pounding on the keys
I think it was on the “threes”.
All too soon the call was complete
and I was jumping on my feet
I guess the calls will come each day
and there is nothing I can say.
I wish there’s something I could do
and someone that I could sue.
I hope they call while I am gone
to put a yard sign in my lawn
instead of just sittin’ and grievin’
I’ll use that yard sign to get even.
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Plan A was for calls before the convention and there were many...I simply announced, usually to a live body, that I was a registered communist and this usually shut them up and got them off the phone.
Plan B, those calls received after the convention were met the statement that I had just voted, call ended.
Of course, Larry, if you get a 'live' caller you could interrupt their spiel by saying wait a minute, before you say another word, I want to pray for you. That call may end quickly too.
Cheers and hang in there,
Dan
Georg
Edwin
enjoyed!
thanks, ~Donna.