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What About These Twitters?
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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I don't twitter and I can't understand why it's so important, so in my ignorance, I have to ask this question.

 

 
 
So now we have the great Twitter
on which all people tweet.
Does this mean they have bird seed
for the Twitter to eat?
 
They tell me how they start the day
and when they wash their face
going out to face the world
to help the human race.
 
With all these tweeters on the net
sharing all they do
a virus might take over
and give us the bird flu.
 

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 Reviews of "What About These Twitters?"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
This poem got me all a twitter.
:-)

Walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
If you say that you will never twitter...wait until your zipper grabs something south...

Georg


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 3, 2009
What is a Twitter? Even not knowing I find this offering funny...ed

Reviewed by Anna Glymph
Reviewed on March 3, 2009
I have twitter don't understand it and don't use it I thought it was just me......thank you

Reviewed on March 3, 2009
Hello larry,

I don't think there's anything wrong with "going out to face the world to help the human race". The worse thing is ripping them off and making them feel so low they would want to die. Like that guy who "Mad-off" with a lot of people's savings. That is the real TWEETER!

Cynthia


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