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Storm in a Country Church
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This incident was told me by an old preacher a number of years ago. He said it was a true story --- so who am I to question him?


 

 
He was the guest evangelist
at a small country church
which he left to find early
so he’d have time to search.
 
Down gravel roads he traveled
and across rickety bridges
through the deep rocky gullies
and along the tops of ridges.
 
A storm arose while he preached
with much lightning and thunder
the bright electric display
proclaimed God’s awesome wonder.
 
With one big lightning flash
the church’s lights all went out
he asked them to stay quiet
and said, “Don’t even shout!”
 
Then he said, “Congregation,
just lift your hands up high.
Don’t ask me any questions
and don’t even ask me why.”
 
Every hand was lifted up
as the rain fell on the lawn
then, to their greatest surprise
every light came back on.
 
The old preacher looked at them
wearing a big silly smirk
and said, “That proves the saying,
many hands make light work!”
 

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 Reviews of "Storm in a Country Church"
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Good words. Good humor! I wonder if I could do that when I preach?

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 24, 2010
Oh my! you are in a funny funny mode today! and it explain why your church are full (God's good humor is contagious) and why the congregation have all those smiles when the Sermon ends.

Georg


Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Everything is possible with the Lord. You have to believe.


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Sounds like a guy to get to know...;-) e

Reviewed on June 23, 2010
Larry,

God works in mysterious ways!

Mary


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