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Glad I'm Not In His Skin
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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Don't know where I got this idea, but it was fun.

 

 
See that crazy guy over there?
Sneak a look and please don’t stare.
He’s always thinking he will win
But I’m glad I’m not in his skin.
 
He has no hair at all they say
But he has some fuzz that’s turning gray.
I see his little cocky grin
And I’m glad I’m not in his skin.
 
He is so very overweight
Must be from all the food he ate.
He probably thinks he’s really thin
But I’m glad I’m not in his skin.
 
Now he’s started mocking me
I put a hand upon my knee
And he does the same again
Boy I’m glad I’m not in his skin.
 
What is that I now hear?
They say I’m looking in a mirror
I guess I must look like his twin
And I’m the one that’s in his skin.
 

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 Reviews of "Glad I'm Not In His Skin"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 17, 2010
Don't "they" say never talk about others till you walk in their shoes, or skin, as it were...e

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on October 16, 2010
You got a great idea, Larry. This piece was sharp yet gentle., and very humorous.


Namaste
Tony

Reviewed by Laurel Lamperd
Reviewed on October 16, 2010
Like the rhyme. A fun poem with an serious under tone. Laurel

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on October 16, 2010
Very inciteful and funny to...isn't it funny that we don't recognize truth until we stare it in the eyes?

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 15, 2010
Awwwww. Larry but it is always what is inside the heart that counts so much more....

Be always safe,
Karen


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