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The Mirror
by Mary E Lacey Desertrat → (All Poetry by Mary E Lacey Desertrat)
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gaining weight

 

                                             
 
Looked in the mirror one day
The person in there wasn’t me
There was some fat lady there
 Wondering how on earth she
Got that way.
 
Ran into an old friend the other day,
She said, “How nice to see you!
Congratulations, when’s the baby due?”
 
Running back to the days of old,
I was so thin, they called me Bones
Six feet tall and 135, they said I didn’t
Eat enough to keep a scarecrow alive.
 
Well, the scarecrow is alive and well,
But as for me, I look like hell!
 

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 Reviews of "The Mirror"
Reviewed by Terry Robertson
Reviewed on May 5, 2012
You can tackle painful universal issues that plague us all, yet you do it with a delightful sense of humor. Well done!

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on April 29, 2012
Dear Mary, wonderfully tall to carry it all!

~~ Thankfully it's said that the 'you' who looks in the mirror is not the 'True You'....

Love and Smiles, Suzie xox :-)

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on April 24, 2012
Don't do this to me, hahahaha,
I tried to keep this to myself.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 17, 2008
I appreciate your sense of humor, Mary. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on June 5, 2008
Honest touch but nicely light
John

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on June 5, 2008
There are poems that made me laugh and smile and this is one of them.I enjoy reading your poem very much

Edwin

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on June 5, 2008
Mary, I think what the man said was, laugh and the world etcetera.
I'm laughing. - Gene.

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on June 5, 2008
...your reflective humor is contagious Mary...
and I am still laughing...
JOhn

Reviewed on June 5, 2008
HiLARious!! LOL Thanks for the smiles; very well penned, Mary! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still laughin'*

Reviewed on June 5, 2008
Funny!


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