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Desert Blues
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a little warm humor

 

Desert in the summer is so barren and brown.  And if you look at your feet,
Steam is coming from the ground.    They say you can fry an egg on the sidewalk in the desert heat.   Nah, someone made that up. But when I tried, lo and behold, eggs sunny side up!

Some say it can't be that bad.  After all, everyone knows the desert is a dry heat, something you can stand.  Now who told that lie?
For if that's true , why is water dripping in my eye?

Many people wonder why people take with them oven mitts where they go.
Try and open and a car door without them, you really don't want to know.

Some say it can't be that bad with a 30 degree drop at night.  But that really isn't so.  For If it's 120 in the day than at night 90 is the low!

If you're a desertrat, 90 is not so bad.  Come from a normal part of anywhere, 90 degrees is just plain sad.

So if you live some place where it gets a little warm, don't forget what I've told you here, and just be glad you're there! 

                                                       Mary E. Lacey
                                                             2011
 

                 


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 Reviews of "Desert Blues"
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on August 28, 2011
Yes, I'm glad i'm in Florida. It sure doesn't get that hot here and we definatelyc have balmy breezes blowing at times.....M

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on August 7, 2011
Yes, I sure am now!! This is very cute, and certainly makes me feel bad for you and not so much for me here in hot and sunny NY, even with my sun allergy and long sleeves all summer long-I'd never make it there, lol!

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on August 4, 2011
"In the summertime when all the trees and leaves are green, and the red(blue?) sings", it is hot in the desert. I am a warm weather fan. But oppressive heat is not to my liking. When any activity brings on a deluge of perspiration, I look for a shady retreat. Winter is not my friend. Although I am not chummy with 100+ degrees on a sustained basis either. I believe that is a sign of aging. I bid you love and peace my dear friend Mary. Jon Michael

Reviewed by Swan Son
Reviewed on August 4, 2011
I love it! And yes -- you can fry an egg on the sidewalk -- when a breeze feels like a hair-dryer blowing in your face -- you know it's HOT! Is it perfect anywhere - I doubt it .... but you paint a unique picture of what life in the summer desert is like. Thanks.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 3, 2011
I HEAR YA, MARY...BUT I AM WILLING TO BET THAT YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE IT FOR NOTHING IN THE WORLD! 'CAUSE, IT'S HOME AND (WITH ALL ITS IMPERFECTIONS) THERE IS NO PLACE...LIKE HOME! THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 2, 2011
Yea I think you can keep your climate, I will keep my four seasons in Nova Scotia and enjoy it forever...
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Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2011
I've lived in the desert, Arizona, and I have to admit that it really didn't bother me that much, thanks goodness for air conditioning. My wife complained the whole time we were there.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 2, 2011
Boy I agree with you. I can't stand the heat and with those temps I'd be dead in no time. Great write and let's us respect how other parts of our Country are not as peachy as the brochures say.

George

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on August 2, 2011
I like the desert when I can jump in a cold pool of water to cool off. Great poem Mary! Love, and peace to you! :)


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