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FIFTY
by Mary E Lacey Desertrat → (All Poetry by Mary E Lacey Desertrat)
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Just a little age humor, we all need a little laugh.


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Fifty, a very special age, now you're half a century old.
You have wisdom and courage and everything is fine,
They don't tell you, you're becoming Father Time.

First things first, and in the mail, something from AARP!
It just reminds how far I have come, how much I've grown,
But I don't understand, life sure has caught up on me!

Go to the doc, first thing he says, oh by the way, isn't this your
birth month?   Thinking he's only being nice, I say, yes it is,
why do you ask?  You're fifty this year, am I correct?
Ok, back on the table we'll have to run more tests.


Had a little problem with dry skin, and of course we're all aware
of that, a little aging again, and the age 50 I wear.

Go to the restaurant for a bite to eat, think I'll have the ham.
Feeling pretty good, until this one smart aleck kid comes around,
Will that be regular or senior citizen, ma'am?

Oh well, a little older, a little wiser, I don't know if that's true ,
Work is okay,  but I'm getting bored.   Won't have to worry about that
much longer, retirement comes at 62!

                                                     Mary Lacey
                                                          2011

                                                    


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 Reviews of "FIFTY"
Reviewed by Melie Bacon
Reviewed on October 21, 2011
Time is like a ball rolling down a slope, it rolls increasingly faster the further it travels. Welcome to the 50's!

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on October 18, 2011
Smiles!!!! nicely done Mary
hug
Kathy

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 9, 2011
Fifty! Just a mere child. Wait until you reach my age! Keep your spirits high Mary you are still young my dear friend -- I bid you love and peace. Jon Michael

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on October 1, 2011
WELL NOW...LET'S SEE...WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, FIFTY?...HMMMM. BEING THAT, FOR ME, THAT WAS ALMOST SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO...? I AIN'T QUITE SURE HOW IT WAS BACK THEN, BUT ANYWHO...MOVING RIGHT ALONG...(SMILE)
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y TO YOU AND MANY, MANY MORE!!!
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS WITH MUCH LOVE AND FAITH...
JOYCE*HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed on September 30, 2011
Hopefully wiser! Such a humorous look at being fifty.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 24, 2011
a pleasure to have read
it gets better
Love & Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Swan Son
Reviewed on September 24, 2011
Being a senior is not really so bad .... take into consideration all the discounts that are coming your way... I'm glad to take them all .... after all -- I've earned them the hard way!
P.S. I'll take the discounts .... but leave the wrinkles far behind, I hope.

Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on September 23, 2011
Delightfully true write. I can relate to every word. Time passes so quickly, it good to hang on to our sense of humor!

Donna

Reviewed on September 23, 2011
Delightful piece of writing, Mary; well done! I can relate: I turned 52 in June, on the 26th! A major accomplishment, considering that when born I was NOT expected to live AT all (weighed 1 1/2 pounds)! Every day I wake up above ground and breathing is a major blessing from God! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
Reviewed on September 23, 2011
Hah! Love your concluding lines. Love your sense of humor. Fun write, Mary! ~Hugs, Elizabeth

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on September 23, 2011
When you blow out those candles be-careful how you wish.
I know a man who was 52, he wished for his wife to become thirty years younger. When he woke up, he was 82.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on September 22, 2011
Your only as old as you feel, Mary.
GOD BLESS YOU
Tony

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 22, 2011
All you can do is take it as it comes. I turned 72 last April.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 22, 2011
Yes it is true, one of the things we can only escape with death is aging...
fee

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 22, 2011
I love it when they ask me if it is senior citizen...I KNOW they will be there someday too...and so do they...LOL, eD


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