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Feline Computer Tech
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This happened this morning, I have no idea how.
Darn Computer, what's wrong with it! Font is too small and resolution too dim. I've just about had it with this thing Come here..see if you can figure out its woes Done all I can I don't know where to go! Okay, I'll try this button, no, no, that doesn't work Let's see if I do this, no that's wrong. Darn, now the whole thing is gone! Let's call the computer tech, he'll know what to good. You're getting on my nerves, I can't depend on you! You know you aren't the easiest to work with, And oh, for crying out loud, get rid of that darn cat! He just walked across the keyboard……oh my goodness would you look at that!! The resolution is bright, the fonts look just right! What button did he step on, what a crafty feline. So when you need a computer tech or expert to figure this or that. Don't bother, just come to my house and ask my savvy cat! *MARY E. LACEY* *2011*

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Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald

Reviewed on October 18, 2011

Hahahaha roflol oh they can mess up the computers so fast these lovely cats.
hug
kathy

Reviewed by Jon Willey

Reviewed on October 6, 2011

Mary, this surely the cat's meow!Set your cat up for repair service. You could it, "I.T. by C.A.T."! I bid love and peace my dear friend. Jon Michael

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on October 3, 2011

I'd say that is some smart cat you have there Mary. Great write.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Swan Son

Reviewed on October 2, 2011

That's the cutest thing I've read in a long time! Funny how things have a way of working out. Susan

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on October 2, 2011

MARY ... CUTE KITTY !

Reviewed by Cindy Tuttle

Reviewed on October 2, 2011

This made me smile and I can really relate to the frustration with the computer in this poem. Really a cute poem and I loved it.

With Love,
Cindy

Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo

Reviewed on October 2, 2011

This is just too cute! Those felines are amazing and now they're even computer tech's! Gave me a big smile, Mary! :) ~Elizabeth

Reviewed by Andy Turner

Reviewed on October 2, 2011

Indeed, I savvy!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 2, 2011

I had a kitten with me for ONE day and it ripped out keys on my laptop, I still have a hard time typing using it without the keys...guess I am NOT a cat person...want a woof woof...e

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