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The Sky is Falling - Satire
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“The sky is falling, the sky is falling,” Little Liberal said,
unaware that reality was all that had hit her head.

She ran to Torty Courty hoping she would stop the fall,
but Torty Courty knew her place and avoided Liberal’s call.

Then off she went to Taxy Waxy, once Little Liberal’s closest friend, but Taxy Waxy no longer bowed to Liberal’s every demand.

Afraid to stand all alone, Little Liberal knew what to do,
she’d seek the aide Bigot Wigot and Tearful Fearful too.

Bigot Wigot and Tearful Fearful had another progressive friend.
They took Little Liberal to Hatey Waity and the pleasantries began.

Now Happy as a lark to share her pain with those who care,
Little Liberal threw a pity party with pouts and lies to spare.

When the time arrived to pay the bill as those times always do,
Little liberal told the caterer to send the bill to you…
   

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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 12, 2004
Made me laugh...
Can one be as bad as the other?
Hell fire YES!
Your great at this type of writing......

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 7, 2004
She sure was liberal with my money. Who's paying for Bush's war? All the taxes Haliburton's paying?

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Great Satire!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
brillaint black humor!

both conservatives and liberals have their own agendas that are self propelled by the insane politics of a world whose sky has aleady fallen ... civilization is evolving and we are in dire need of new perspective and a party for all the people ... one that does not separate us but unites all mankind ...

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Clever and satirical with a sprinkling of humor. Thank you, Lori. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed on November 5, 2004
love it, lor! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your texas friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
You are too witty by far! Fantastic satire Lori!

Reviewed on November 5, 2004
(((lori)))

no one does this better than you--thought provoking, humorous, and above all, SPOT ON--thank you

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Good thing Large Liberals were able to console Little Liberal!

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Y'know, if all politicians had read this before the election, perhaps they would have seen no point to all the mudslinging. Like always, Lori, you never fail to make me smile and think all in one.

Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
This is just too good, Lori. This is hilarious and brilliant. I love it! Your sister in conservatism, Janet

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
This is satire at its best, Lori. As true as these words are, I still had to laugh as I read along. I suppose the gloating would be in the fact that it took votes from other than the conservatives to cause the elections to end up as they did. Sometimes we see unexpected insight, even among the liberals. Sorry, Diana, I just couldn't resist a little dirt wiping.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Clever write Lori--but, it's a contradiction of yourself. You are young, beautiful, educated, talented and respected. Now let's move on and get back to writing poetry without wiping dirt on the faces of others.
Elbowing Ted--quit gloating and pass me the M&ms.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Oh there are some people in the den and we know who they are that would call this gloating, but then....what the hell. I am always amazed as to what sorry losers they are. If they win they gloat bigtime, if they lose, they cry foul.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
And the end of the story I hope is that Little Liberal and Hatey Waity ride off into the sunset, depressed and lonely. "Little Liberal [through] a pity party with pouts and lies to spare. [threw]

Reviewed on November 5, 2004
A wonderful satire, Lori. There is a laugh in here which in the beginning is no thicker than a smile but gains when you arrive at these two two lines:
When the time arrived to pay the bill as those times always do,
Little liberal told the caterer to send the bill to you…



Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Good write...

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Two countries in one?

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Clever satire wirh a smile

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
You are really good at this! Truthful, but as it did Lisa, it made me laugh too!

Carmen :-)

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
Lori, What a talent you have! I just couldn't help but laugh. As honest as this is..I still laughed!
Very good!

Lisa


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