some of the men on this site
are so awe-inspiring
they've brought so much
to my life
Morchius is my favorite liberal
i love the way he stands up
for a woman's right
to be herself and have her say
in the kitchen or the bed at night
but thats okay, he has done more
for feminism than gertrude stein
could ever have imagined
John Dempsey, you know i love him
his light and optimism
always makes our day
of course, john would rather
make our nights
if he could have his way
(he can have his way with me
anytime, but that's another poem)
lately a newcomer has caught my eye
my mother would think he's divine
cause John Reilly is fascinated
with Jesus
mom would think thats realy fine
he's also an environmentalist
something to do with wasps
i think
so what more could a woman
ask for
such a nice, upstanding man
there you have it ladies
they are the best of the best
and even better they understand
that i still love all the rest
this, too, is meant in fun, i chose the three men i know the best because it was easier to spoof them. hope they have a sense of humor!!
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Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on May 26, 2002
Hahhaa...this was nice! Yah...i got some liking myself here at the Den...lol.. :)
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chander keswani
Hope this finds you well and happy Sue
love from
Kay
Sandie Angel :o)
I think the lady deserves a big bunch of Red Roses.
Morchuis
ps I am good at washing dishes,had plenty of practice.