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Eye Candy
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Good looking men are my downfall Watching my hobby I guess I can’t go in a shopping mall Without getting into such a mess I like to check out packages To see what other women buy Gotta be really careful though When eyeing another girls guy I let my eyes fall gracefully From face down to his bulge Hoping she won’t see me As my fantasies I indulge If she happens to notice Where my eyes have flown I pretend to be deep in thought While fumbling with my phone Praying all the time that she will buy This much too obvious ploy And not grab her man and run Taking away my favorite toy I don’t see why they get so mad When someone thinks he’s dandy If they don’t want me to look Don’t date such nice eye candy

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Reviews of "Eye Candy"

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on June 12, 2004

Cute write.

Reviewed by Handsum Hart

Reviewed on July 31, 2003

very funny, no harm in looking

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya

Reviewed on June 11, 2003

Loved this excellent write of yours...BHUWAN

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on June 11, 2003

Woohoo, you confessed!! Love this poem.

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on June 11, 2003

Sue, very humorous. Always wondered what goes through a mall bunnies mind. ( lol )

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on June 10, 2003

This was great..I loved this, excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra (Reader)

Reviewed on June 10, 2003

Excellent poem Sue. And to take a look is not forbidden I hope :-D

Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)

Reviewed on June 10, 2003

HA HA...LOL....I loved this...you crack me uuuup! Loved it!

Thanks you,

Teresa :)

Reviewed by Jimmy Mills (Reader)

Reviewed on June 10, 2003

You know Sue...I enjoy catch women looking at me. It's funny to see their reactions once they're caught in the act. lol. I really enjoyed this write. Very good and is something that has instilled meaning to all. Great job! Jim

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