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Rites and Rituals
by Annabel Sheila → (All Poetry by Annabel Sheila)
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I was born and raised Catholic...but when I was old enough to make up my own mind...I gave up on organized religion...do I believe in God? Of course, with my whole heart and soul...but I also believe the Catholic Church is merely a very prosperous business...imagine the expense on the faithful's back to fly all of those Cardinals to Rome to elect a new Pope!!! People are starving; children are homeless and scared...hasn't the Vatican ever heard of conference calling or computers????


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The Pope is pooped...
He’s had enough!
Life in the popedom
Must be tough!
 
He’s old it’s true …
And fed up I guess
Cause the church is in
An awful mess!
 
So he’s passing the buck
And a new pope will come
To take shit and abuse
From everyone!
 
Look to the sky
Wherever you roam
See flying cardinals
Heading to Rome!
 
For rites and rituals
Old as time
Must be observed
On the faithful’s dime!
 
© Annabel Sheila

 

 


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 Reviews of "Rites and Rituals"
Reviewed by Asa Seeley
Reviewed on March 27, 2013
yeah, oh well...there is absolutely 'nothing' 'no where' perfect these days. thanks

asa

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on March 10, 2013
I WAS a Catholic..havong been educated in a Catholic school I was a very devoted 'mic' however I soon began to OPEN my eyes and truly SEE what that institution was all about..it's time that truth be told..may the show begin!

good piece ..thank you Annabel..

Vesna :)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 4, 2013
I too am Catholic
hate the idea the pope lives likea a monarch a king to be exact
all Cardinals & Bishops like prince
each with their own castles and the congregation "Us pay for their
lavish styles......through our attending children at porochial schools selling this selling that and lets not forget that so call yearly donation of $500.00 if its not send your children will not get a report card nor recognition........ "POOR POPE"

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on March 3, 2013
Well done Annibel,

Rome has not fallen it's been transformed to a religious pontiff palace. God have mercy on the real fall of Rome. Perhaps Catholics can now be converted to pure Christians and leave the marble statues and glitter alone. Amen!

May peace be with you and love and blessings overflow in your life,

John Michael Domino

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 3, 2013
I was born and raised a Roman Catholic and I have done the same as you. Yes, I believe that I have a relationship with God but I steer clear of all organized religion. Its legacy is not one that has done anything to bring peace to this world. Thank you, Anna. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on March 3, 2013
Good thing this happens once every six hundred years :)) You are such a love! xx
Christine

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 28, 2013
Yes hon, the Catholic church makes more money than the mob during prohibition...and they are welcome too all their pomp & circumstance or is that poop and circumcision...?
E

Reviewed by Diana Legun (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2013
Great energy channeling, Annabel, and what makes a greater poem than Great Energy. Touche!! ~~ Diana

Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on February 27, 2013
As God's people Anna, we are all tainted striving to be the best Christians we can be! Only God's Word is truth: His preachers, pastors and priests will help us arrive. God will judge all men and their works in His time; none are exempt! An interesting poem, thanks for sharing.

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on February 27, 2013
Well said, Annabel, well said!

john

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 27, 2013
I'm with you. The Catholic Church (and all the ancient religions) is a museum, and all the newer churches, from Mormonism to Scientology are merely businesses prospering off the mostly poor, faithful.

Some great lines, like flying Cardinals and pooped popes.

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 27, 2013
Organized Religion - a sad trip back through mankind's history reveals that most wars have been fueled by it, as have so many prejudices and hate-filled diatribes.

Reviewed by Laura Fall
Reviewed on February 26, 2013
So true and well told indeed my friend Laura

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on February 26, 2013
How's this for a scandal? For nearly 700 years the catholic church conducted a series of inquisitions that tried, tortured, imprisoned, confiscated property from,and burnt human beings at the stake--perhaps 5 million innocent souls church officials believed were guilty of heresy (failing to believe somebody's elses beliefs). Perhaps in 700 million years humanity will be prepared to forgive the popes that signed the papal bulls, and their officials that carried out those dastardly deeds.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 26, 2013
Scandal is always a good subject for poets to write about even if it offends people. Don't share your opinions but they are yours nor do I excuse the abuse that has happened by about 4% of priests who got into the church to do it harm and to the young ones in their charge.
As far as your nonsense about costs I can only laugh at your ignorance.
George

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on February 26, 2013
Annabel, I just had a great idea...why not create a reality show; Who Wants To Be The Next Pope?...The idea is to run them through a string of 'real life' situations for 10 or 12 weeks and whomever comes out ahead of the competition wins the ring.

Thanks for your great little poem...you may have just sparked a new industry.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on February 26, 2013
cool rendition Annabel i liked it
budd

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on February 26, 2013
Naw, he was blackmailed to resign. Something to do with the misuse of children in the church. At least that was what I read the day after the news came out, but haven't heard another word abut it. Go here if you want to check it out . . . http://www.therightscoop.com/was-the-pope-blackmailed-into-resigning/

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Reviewed on February 26, 2013
Sooo..true.......

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on February 26, 2013
You know, Anna, my dear far northern (keeping warm I hope) friend. Your sentiments are as countless millions in all religions (except probably Islamism) we wish to believe; we wish to have the comfort of knowing that there is a God but cannot juxtapose life as we know it today, and life's almost daily horrors, with the true belief that there is something/someone watching over us and that, if we are good people, we will join the something or someone in death. I, as you know, am a Jew and deep down I suppose that I do believe but outwardly I have serious, major doubts.
Mark


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