I'm totally, conversley, diametrically opposed
to anyone asserting what is foolishly supposed
in completely, truly, utterly and indubitably
pointless contradiction of opinions held by me.

I shall walk in through the out door any time that I may please
or wear pinstripes with polka dots and skate pads on my knees
and people may point out this is intrinsically insane
but I shall simply disagree and do it all again.

To those who give a swift retort, I shall give three more
and tangle them with reasoning that straps them to the floor
and they may beg to differ, while still I disagree
for I am simply perfectly unanimous with me.

© The Potato of Terror, 30/7/99