Street brawl- Capulets and Montagues

Prince of Verona butts in, glass jaw

Count de Parasites is hot for Capulet’s

daughter who’s 13- hand that rocks the

cradle . . .

The daughter blow-flys-the coop- gives the

old perv the slip; enter stage left Romeo

oh Romeo, wherefore art thou (that’s the

way they conversed back then); head over

heels . . .

Capulet’s daughter and Romeo do the balcony

scene- “You are the sun, blah, blah, blah”

“Here’s the ring, let’s get hitched;” Friar

Laurence smoothes things out with the two

families . . .

In her chambers later on, consummate their

love- “Oh baby!” Capulet’s daughter takes a

drug that lasts 42 hours unbeknownst to Romeo

She is laid out in the family crypt; he buys

poison . . .

Was a placebo- she thinks he’s dead (oh, boy)

Shivs herself, he takes the rap; goes up the

proverbial river; new prison stripes at Joliet

Gets life; put in solitary; Moral: “Shiv and

learn . . .”

‘2009’ RLS