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Whaddup Doc?
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This is nonsense; but then, life and the world have not been making a lot of sense to me of late. Maybe some hip hop rap artist will give me a call. Bo-ho-hop!!! Love and peace. Auff, le prof


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Whaddup Doc?

It’s five o’clock
Crows the cock
Don’t need a clock
Just got through a roadblock
This day’s gonna rock
Just let me take stock
Find my lost sock
Make like I’m a jock
Though some think that’s a crock
I’m no shylock
More like a warlock
I jog on down the block
All the way to the dock
Greet Pastor Murdoch
Leader of his flock
He’s wearing a frock
I dare not mock
Lest he pick up a rock
Knock me on the block
Put me in a state of shock
And my mind in a deadlock
I’d be like a brainless woodcock
This day’s still gonna rock
Knock knock
Whaddup Doc?


Copyright © Regis Auffray
April 2005
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 Reviews of "Whaddup Doc?"
Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on August 19, 2014
I can laugh at this one.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on August 30, 2008
LOL, Regis. I think you had a lot of fun writing this one! What you call nonsense, others call "bustin' rhymes", huh? Hugs.
Sheila

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on May 22, 2005
Haa haaa haaa! I can't stop laughing! I read this to my 4 year old niece. As much as I had to explain thing like what a frock, warlock etc is, now she's demanding of a DVD of it! Regis HEEELP!!! Absolutely great!

God bless!

Sandie.

Reviewed by Richard Christopher Suarez (Reader)
Reviewed on May 18, 2005

Very Good Rhyming!

good jod!

rich

Reviewed by Muhammad Al Mahdi
Reviewed on May 12, 2005
Wonderfully hilarious.

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on May 11, 2005
:) !!

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on May 9, 2005
Ha ha ha! flows like a river! This would make a cool rap song, Regis!

Reviewed by S H (Reader)
Reviewed on May 8, 2005
Strange :)~

Reviewed by John Hutchinson
Reviewed on May 7, 2005
Well-hickory-dickory-doc-nice to see poetry by a fellow Canadian.

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
Apparently what's up is AD's very own RAPPIN REGIS. A fun read with some serious skillz to it:-)

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on April 29, 2005
Cute and clever!

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on April 28, 2005
Now you're rockin'!!! Love that you let loose, Regis.

Gina

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on April 28, 2005
LOL- Thanks for the smile- between Bugs Bunny who is the king of wise guys, to the part of the poem where you want to laugh at the pastor, I just loved this! I like when you write light and fun like this, it shows a great side of your personality and it flows naturally making me think it comes naturally to you as well:)

Reviewed by Linda Roman
Reviewed on April 27, 2005
Very cute...thanks for sharing

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on April 27, 2005
who would have thought there were so many rhymes for doc...this is so cute

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on April 27, 2005
Dear Regis,

This only goes to show how versatile you are. I loved the beat and rhythm of this and agree it would make a great rap song. Watch out Eminem here Regis comes!
Take care sweet man
Chanti

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 27, 2005
keep on rappin, doc ...

delightful whimsy, thanx for sharing ...

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on April 26, 2005
Morning coffee and giggles.....who could ask for more..smiles
Good one Regis...

Peace and love, Carole

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on April 26, 2005
OMG regis don't get your mind in a deadlock...that would be very terrible. I love This, I really do, and as far as a rap song, it is perfect. Now all you need to do is...learn how to rap (giggles). Thnx Regis, you made my day, and made me smile (something I don't really do lately). May the Lord Jesus bless you and yours, and all of those you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little sister, Barbie

"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I may as well be."

Reviewed by Helen Downey
Reviewed on April 25, 2005
WOW! What a mouthful! Great stuff Regis!

Reviewed on April 25, 2005
So cleverly and wimsically written...all those "...ock" rhymes!! Love it, Regis...

Micke (btw - I also like this Bugs Bunny - whaddup they thinking...changing him as they plan??)

Reviewed by Eddie Thompson
Reviewed on April 25, 2005
no shock...regis rocks!!!

Reviewed by andrea coltman
Reviewed on April 25, 2005
Regis, love this comic write...best wishes Andrea

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on April 25, 2005
wow....HEHEHEH...thanks for the laugh regis...enjoyed this much...love n luck...BHUWAN!!!

Reviewed on April 24, 2005
That is AWEsome... I want to do a jig- would you join me Reg?-LOL- SAy -What YOU Feel---- YOU make me want to write my sillyass poem- "What am I" YOU are a POet, do you know it>? !!! hee,hee- Rock ON Reg---- I laughed and smiled all the while! Now, take a chill pill silly Regi- :) Inspiration B 2 U- I think it's following you very closeee... hee,hee Lady,Sheee ( Oh, ReGi.. Thanks 4 YOur sweet words on my words of the heart lately)

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
LOL... life does rock... around the clock...

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
ROLFLMAO nice one Regis this Rocks for sure...now have a lie down while I call the man in white coats lol.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Anniemoh Ohio
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Cute, VERY cute! I could hear the bass in the background! Lots of fun!

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Yep !!
This day's gonna rock!!
That's a great way to hear ya Reg.
(c:)
Tracey

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
If it makes you feel better, I got a smile out of this :) Very cute write, Reg

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Yes I'm sure that this would out lyric 99% of the work that's out there today on that scene. Great stuff.

Felix

Reviewed by Constance Gotsch
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
this rocks. Life doesn't have to make sense. look at Jabberwaukee

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Just Don't Look Back-- If You Hear Knock,Knock,He (Evil) Wears Frock
(Warlock)With No Face,i.e.He Wants To Possess Your(s)!!!

TRASK

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
hehehehehehehehehe....you are a Jol!!

Thanks for this Rocking Mocking Rock-a-By-Baby Rock se-Hong!!

Love Tinka


Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Laugh and the world laughs with you...........you have learnt this haven't you? Insightful write into the author. Smile, rest, observe, life is interesting.

Reviewed by George Jackson
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Life seldom makes sense to me...I just kinda roll with the punches and keep on keepin' on. A great write, Regis.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Rock on Regis, let not your mood betray you
have a great day in spite of what negativity
wnats to say!You have so much going for you
enjoy it!;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Regis,

"Whaddup Doc?" rocks, my friend ... one terrfic write to stimulate the senses!!

Blessings,

Robert

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
So fun to read and the beat is excellent Regis, just loved this!


Reindeer

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
I love the message and I love the rhythm and rhyme of this one Regis. My day is rockin' so I guess you set the mood.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Henry Stevens
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
This is fun to read. I enoyed it. But I got a real kick out of your signature above......."Auff, le prof.." Henry

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
knocking and rocking poetry

rock on my friend

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
lol this is great Regis! "This day's still gonna rock
Knock Knock Waddup Doc?" Great stuff!

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
(((Regis)))

You ROCK, dude! I LOVE it! BRAVO!! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Go read Nordette's current comments on her biog: "No genius without the madness"... guess that says it all in your case, Regis! Reckon someone's put something in the AD water... think we're ALL on some kind of bender at the moment... the poetic pheromones are obviously cross-fertilisin, anyhow!! Knock, knock! Who d'ere?! Who's in d'ows? REGIS in d'ows!! Kool! Shadeson Kate xx

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Regis,

YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!! Clever, witty...I adore it! (And you.)

(((HUGS))) and love, and much laughter, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Wock on Weegis! Funny write!! Hugs and love, Michelle

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
knee slapper Reg, know how you feel. Don't feel stormed on alone. I finally got to take two weeks vacation after about ten years on my job. In the middle of it my job started harassing me wanting to know when I was coming back. Self explanitory huh, "in two weeks." They kept on calling me to check in. I wouldn't call. Then I changed my mind and called, my boss started telling me things that messed up my vacation. Crazy huh! Anyway I go back Monday, what a break. G

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Don't care for rap...
but to this one I tip my cap..
Hee, hee, Have a great day Regis

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Rap on Regis. This is a departure into the world of rhyme and madness. LOL

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Yep. Rap material, for sure.

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Must be Doc Ock.
I gave this sort of thing a shot in my poem "My Pension."
To which I should not draw attention.
:)
Great writing Regis.
John

Reviewed by William Cryer (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Some pretty fine rhyming there, Regis.

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Regis ain't no shock jock, but man he can rock like tick tock... oh heck, you do it better than the rest of us. Made me smile. Dawn

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
LOL!! Your days are gonna rock! 'Cause you THE jock. You my friend I do not mock. This ain't no crock. If we all took stock, you're the sweetest poet on the block! Here's a kiss for making me laugh...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Knock, knock, who's there...?
Must be the hip hop shock jock,
Of Canada and points north,
The top of the clock he is henceforth...Ed

Reviewed by Huda Orfali
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
I love the humor Regis
Where did you find so many words that have the same rhyme?
I heard that in Arabic poetry you coukd read 200 lines that have the same rhyme. That must be real hard
love and peace
Huda

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
ROFL. Fearing the pastor would knock you silly, now that cracked me up. Thank you for the laugh, love bunny. I wanna hear you laugh a lot. You are the sweetest man. Yeah, your days are gonna rock. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Ann Marquette
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
very clever Regis...
made me smile
I like seeing you add some humor.


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