This is nonsense; but then, life and the world have not been making a lot of sense to me of late. Maybe some hip hop rap artist will give me a call. Bo-ho-hop!!! Love and peace. Auff, le prof
Whaddup Doc?
It’s five o’clock Crows the cock Don’t need a clock Just got through a roadblock This day’s gonna rock Just let me take stock Find my lost sock Make like I’m a jock Though some think that’s a crock I’m no shylock More like a warlock I jog on down the block All the way to the dock Greet Pastor Murdoch Leader of his flock He’s wearing a frock I dare not mock Lest he pick up a rock Knock me on the block Put me in a state of shock And my mind in a deadlock I’d be like a brainless woodcock This day’s still gonna rock Knock knock Whaddup Doc?
Haa haaa haaa! I can't stop laughing! I read this to my 4 year old niece. As much as I had to explain thing like what a frock, warlock etc is, now she's demanding of a DVD of it! Regis HEEELP!!! Absolutely great!
Now you're rockin'!!! Love that you let loose, Regis.
Gina
Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on April 28, 2005
LOL- Thanks for the smile- between Bugs Bunny who is the king of wise guys, to the part of the poem where you want to laugh at the pastor, I just loved this! I like when you write light and fun like this, it shows a great side of your personality and it flows naturally making me think it comes naturally to you as well:)
This only goes to show how versatile you are. I loved the beat and rhythm of this and agree it would make a great rap song. Watch out Eminem here Regis comes!
Take care sweet man
Chanti
OMG regis don't get your mind in a deadlock...that would be very terrible. I love This, I really do, and as far as a rap song, it is perfect. Now all you need to do is...learn how to rap (giggles). Thnx Regis, you made my day, and made me smile (something I don't really do lately). May the Lord Jesus bless you and yours, and all of those you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little sister, Barbie
"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I may as well be."
That is AWEsome... I want to do a jig- would you join me Reg?-LOL- SAy -What YOU Feel---- YOU make me want to write my sillyass poem- "What am I" YOU are a POet, do you know it>? !!! hee,hee- Rock ON Reg---- I laughed and smiled all the while! Now, take a chill pill silly Regi- :) Inspiration B 2 U- I think it's following you very closeee... hee,hee Lady,Sheee ( Oh, ReGi.. Thanks 4 YOur sweet words on my words of the heart lately)
Thanks for this Rocking Mocking Rock-a-By-Baby Rock se-Hong!!
Love Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Laugh and the world laughs with you...........you have learnt this haven't you? Insightful write into the author. Smile, rest, observe, life is interesting.
Go read Nordette's current comments on her biog: "No genius without the madness"... guess that says it all in your case, Regis! Reckon someone's put something in the AD water... think we're ALL on some kind of bender at the moment... the poetic pheromones are obviously cross-fertilisin, anyhow!! Knock, knock! Who d'ere?! Who's in d'ows? REGIS in d'ows!! Kool! Shadeson Kate xx
knee slapper Reg, know how you feel. Don't feel stormed on alone. I finally got to take two weeks vacation after about ten years on my job. In the middle of it my job started harassing me wanting to know when I was coming back. Self explanitory huh, "in two weeks." They kept on calling me to check in. I wouldn't call. Then I changed my mind and called, my boss started telling me things that messed up my vacation. Crazy huh! Anyway I go back Monday, what a break. G
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Don't care for rap...
but to this one I tip my cap..
Hee, hee, Have a great day Regis
LOL!! Your days are gonna rock! 'Cause you THE jock. You my friend I do not mock. This ain't no crock. If we all took stock, you're the sweetest poet on the block! Here's a kiss for making me laugh...
I love the humor Regis
Where did you find so many words that have the same rhyme?
I heard that in Arabic poetry you coukd read 200 lines that have the same rhyme. That must be real hard
love and peace
Huda
ROFL. Fearing the pastor would knock you silly, now that cracked me up. Thank you for the laugh, love bunny. I wanna hear you laugh a lot. You are the sweetest man. Yeah, your days are gonna rock. ~~Nordette
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God bless!
Sandie.
Very Good Rhyming!
good jod!
rich
Gina
This only goes to show how versatile you are. I loved the beat and rhythm of this and agree it would make a great rap song. Watch out Eminem here Regis comes!
Take care sweet man
Chanti
delightful whimsy, thanx for sharing ...
Good one Regis...
Peace and love, Carole
"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I may as well be."
Micke (btw - I also like this Bugs Bunny - whaddup they thinking...changing him as they plan??)
Paul;-]
This day's gonna rock!!
That's a great way to hear ya Reg.
(c:)
Tracey
Felix
(Warlock)With No Face,i.e.He Wants To Possess Your(s)!!!
TRASK
Thanks for this Rocking Mocking Rock-a-By-Baby Rock se-Hong!!
Love Tinka
have a great day in spite of what negativity
wnats to say!You have so much going for you
enjoy it!;-)
Love,
Eileen
"Whaddup Doc?" rocks, my friend ... one terrfic write to stimulate the senses!!
Blessings,
Robert
Reindeer
Take care,
Sherry
rock on my friend
Knock Knock Waddup Doc?" Great stuff!
You ROCK, dude! I LOVE it! BRAVO!! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D
YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!! Clever, witty...I adore it! (And you.)
(((HUGS))) and love, and much laughter, Karla. :)
but to this one I tip my cap..
Hee, hee, Have a great day Regis
I gave this sort of thing a shot in my poem "My Pension."
To which I should not draw attention.
:)
Great writing Regis.
John
Must be the hip hop shock jock,
Of Canada and points north,
The top of the clock he is henceforth...Ed
Where did you find so many words that have the same rhyme?
I heard that in Arabic poetry you coukd read 200 lines that have the same rhyme. That must be real hard
love and peace
Huda
made me smile
I like seeing you add some humor.