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Which Witch Is Which?
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This is just plain silly word manipulation and exploitation.


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Which Witch Is Which?

Witch, Witch, what could be your name?
"My name is the same as any of fame.
Some call me Madonna, others, Savannah;
They don't realize that I'm from Havana."

Witch, Witch, where do you reside?
"I live most anywhere that I may decide.
I prefer a house with a bat and a cat,
And a wise old owl to scare off a rat."

Witch, Witch, where are you going?
"Wherever I want; where the wind is blowing.
I fly through the rain or the hail or the snow.
The sun, moon, and stars are all friends I know."

Witch, Witch, how fly you so high?
"I straddle my broomstick way up in the sky."
Witch, Witch, what clothes do you wear?
"Black hat, robe, and boots; even black underwear."

Witch, Witch, what foods do you eat?
"Cobwebs, corn, and cabbage and even crows' feet;
As a gourmet who loves all sorts of fine food,
I slurp slick, slimy slugs when I'm in the mood."

Witch, Witch, do you like to dance?
"I rock and I roll when I have the chance;
But when in France, for romance,
I waltz, gambol and prance."

Witch, Witch, do you like to play?
"I like to play "house" and to bake pies of clay."
Witch, Witch, where do you hurry?
"I hurry to Surrey where I'm on a jury."

Witch, Witch, what have you to judge?
"Little children's costumes and all kinds of fudge."
Witch, Witch, happy Halloween!
"Same to you, my dear; you look like a queen."


© Copyright 2006 Regis Auffray

 


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 Reviews of "Which Witch Is Which?"
Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on August 20, 2014
Which way do I tend to go, with the Whitch, for I know now the reason why though!

Reviewed by Poetry Deborah
Reviewed on November 7, 2010
Excellent...brought a chuckle and still smiling. I LOVED this...wonderfully light and humourous :o)

Reviewed by Steve Groll
Reviewed on November 5, 2010
YES (:-]

Reviewed by Lena Kovadlo
Reviewed on October 29, 2010
Very nice, fun poem that is fitting for this time of year. The image goes great with it. Thanks for sharing.

Lena


Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on January 10, 2008
"...even black underwear" had me laughing out loud, Regis! Kids will love this, but even adults can't help themselves from enjoying. Great fun! Love and Hugs.
Sheila

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on December 17, 2006
Reg, I absolutely LOVE the poem! I am all thumbs
when it comes to saying the title! The picture
is great too!

Love,
Becca

Reviewed by Sandi Schraut
Reviewed on December 12, 2006
Oh I loves this I was smiling through out the piece! Sandi

Reviewed by Joyce Hale
Reviewed on December 9, 2006
....I am clapping my hands with glee and enjoyment, Regis!! Stupendous! I love to both read and write these nonsensical writings! Well done!

Peace. Joyce

Reviewed by J. Murphy
Reviewed on December 7, 2006
You manipulate words well even if they are silly manipulations. J.

Reviewed on November 7, 2006
Hard to keep up with you and your funny way of thinking at that mOment! REg... Kewl WRite! Thanks for the smiles my friend~ Warm HuGs, Sheeeoxo

Reviewed on November 2, 2006
pretty witch and great poeming Regis

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on November 2, 2006
Very cute, and fun
happy belated halloween Reg
did you get lots of candy?
pax a

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on November 2, 2006
Oh what fun! ;-)
Caroly

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2006
Delightful write Regis.......

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2006
which witch indeeeeeed..
Brilliant play on same-sounding words!


Vesna.)

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Thought I posted on this one...I too am glad I came back!
This is really clever! Happy Halloween...only two minutes left...
Love and peace~ 1 minute....
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Rhonda Drogo (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
So cute and very much enjoyed! R.

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
I love this Reg...it is so full of whimsy and fun a body can't help but smile at this. Thanks for sharing dear brother.:P

May the Lrod Jesus bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little sister, Barbie

"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I have the right to be."

Reviewed by Zahala San Simone
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
This is a really entertaining Halloween piece. I enjoyed it Reg...

Wendi

Reviewed by Miss Pandora (Reader)
Reviewed on October 30, 2006
Je ris aux eclats! Quelle sorciere! Je pense..restes attentif! Beaucoup d'amities. Amour et paix, Panda ;)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
Brilliant mess around, clever and intelligent and very very humourous..

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
This was adorable. I could see picutres in my head as I read each stanza. I think this would make a good children's story. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Ann Marquette
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
Very clever and fun. thanks Reg

ann

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
This was very entertaining to say the least! Different!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
Outstanding reist
Very creative I must say
Thank You for shring

peace be with you
William

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
I recited this outloud listening to the Zombies Season of the Witch...Happy Samhain, Regis...

Sage

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
Glad I came back :-) I thought I had left my thoughts here but I must of just thought about it :-).............must be the bouncing back and forth between light and dark. Any ways loved the humor expressed in this write......oh yea I remember......I'll email you ;-)

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
A fun-time write. And my oh my I'd say that witch is a babe.

Happy Halloween

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
this is a good'un

it's full of humour and joie de vie

good write

john+

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
Regis...this is priceless.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
I'm sorry for my haphazard review Regis. I don't often have a lot of time at my disposal to respond to poetry and when I do have a block of time I'm inclined to read and review the poems on the latest list...my bad! Thanks for your support of my work. I always appreciate it.

I enjoy the way you play with words. Clever write!
Chanti

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on October 28, 2006
Different for you and lots of fun, Regis. :-) ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
How FUN! This is a delight to read. And I love the change of font colors. Adorable Reg! Michelle

Reviewed by S J (Reader)
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
This is bewitching poetry, Regis!
"Which Witch Is Which?" A most perfect Halloween poem...
Wonderfully written!

Thank you,
Sheila

Reviewed by Dawn Field (Reader)
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
LMAO!!!
Fantastic Halloween poem.
~D~

Reviewed on October 27, 2006
Another marvellous poem sending light to all corners of fantasy, love and passion

Reviewed on October 27, 2006
AHHHHHH this is so cute.

Reviewed by Ian Thorpe
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
OK Reg, I'm totally in love with your witch. Actually I think I met her sister one Halloween night on Pendle Hill.
One of the secrets of comedy is rhythm and comic verse is a very neglected form of which I am a great advocate. So I appreciated this for more reasons than most people.
BTW British witches are truly gourmet cooks, clay pies can be had any time, for their halloween feat they bake snot pies.

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
Regis...very funny write...I adore this write of yours...cheers..love n luck....BHUWAN!!!

Reviewed on October 27, 2006
This is wonderful Regis, an excellent poem that is so delightful to read!

Reindeer

Reviewed on October 27, 2006
Hey, Reg! A Pregunta, no less!! You made this poetry form so very bewitching - I love it. Best Pregunta I've seen...K-U-D-O-S

Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
Excellent, Regis - and I wish all witches looked like the one in your pic! Which way did this witch wander?

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
What a neat, unique poem , just in time for halloween !! ......M

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
Great halloween offering, Regis. It's witchcraft. You are a sorceror of poetry. best wishes kenny

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
That Regis was pure fun and at 6 in the morning, the time here, I can say, my day began with a laugh. Victor

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Fun one, Regis...what are you dressing up as this season...lol, Ed

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
conceptually unique, clever and timely penned, Regis ...

Reviewed by Jerelyn Craden
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Good-hearted clever tomfoolery! Super fun, Regis. Enjoyed it to bits.
Jerelyn

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
absolutely adorable, Regis

Your witch is as homespun as sophisticated...

Gina

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Reg, your creativity is a gift for us, and this is a funtastic piece of work! I really enjoyed the format and all the great queries!;-)

Thanks for sharing,

Eileen

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Regis,

You are a clever one; this is delightful and fun. Thanks for the smiles today; very well done, mon ami! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, ton ami, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Super smooth entertainment. And with that witch, well...'nough said. Thanks a million for sharing. Cheers

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
I love the style of this write...very creative and clever...Bravo!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Richard Hiebner
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Quite the amusing prose
I like it
Richard

Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Clever, witty, fun...downright witchin' good time here!!

Myrna

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Regis ...

This was a hoot indeed.

"I slurp slick, slimy slugs when I'm in the mood."

You got me going on this line. I think I've made twenty typos typing this short review.

Well done, and in the words of the infamous prophet ...

Love and peace to you ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Fun pen and happy smiles. I kept thinking of good witch "Samantha" and her pert twitching nose.
Susan

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Very cute poem and she is gorgeous. Well done.

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Witch, Witch, where do you hurry?
"I hurry to Surrey where I'm on a jury."

OK, OK... we goths tend to hail d'Angleterre, but of course, and are less judicious the further South West you go... But this STILL sounds like one that is more like a walk in the park than a spook in the dark, Regis... what else would be expect you?! Just make sure she is sitting on Andy Turner's custodial case, and I can assure you she will turn into an absolute ANGEL! Even your "darkness" is shot-through with light, such that many of us will be applying for our broom permits just asap... !! :)) A NICE Halloween treat, Honey... unless, of course, it's a Trick!! LOL K xx

Reviewed by Constance Gotsch
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
I love the black underwear. I never thought about a witch's undergarments. LOL

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Clever and witty this one is good Regis......

Reviewed by Malcolm Watts (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Cute Regis. I love Halloween. Have you seen my Halloween poem called, "Its Harroween." Malcolm

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Satan Devil Can Appear As Woman,Man,Child,Dog,Cat Even Bird,i.e.Really (He's DECRIPT Old Human Being Who Cannot Die) Appears As Even Which Witch Is (Queen)Which Or El Presidente Bush(?) King...

I Love It Regis Your Z Best...

TRRASK

Reviewed by Daring Sunshine
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Normally I don't like witches but this is unique! How clever a rhymner to make it complete; Happy Halloween & don't let the globlins get you too close..Even good for grandkids! :))
Peace&Grace,
Sharon

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
A fun read Regis,loved the word play, blessings on all hollows my friend.

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Reg,

You are a very clever and unique poet, which-ever way pen them!

Love&Hugs, Rhonda

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Clap clap clap, this is great. I love it. and can see young children reciting it as they play at recess in a windy leaf strewn playgroung. A classic fairy tale style that I will save for my grandchildren when they get a little older.

Fee

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
delightful, Regis~ (:

Susan

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Reg

A very clever and highly original offering for Halloween..

Your talent knows no bounds..

C'est Magnifique


Peter

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
What fun, Fee! I love things like this -- I've always loved tongue twisters, too. Again, a fun poem!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Oh you made my day better...you got me smiling...I feel like tha witch....but i lost my wabbleU.....lol!!

Love TinkaSweets

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Happy Halloween, Reg. What a treat to read...and so many elements that make it a great one for children. I can hear the giggles!
xo Taylor

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Your poem is adorable and so is your Witch! Fun write! Holly

Reviewed by Rusty Daily
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
But it was fun word exploitation and manipulation
Rusty

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Trick or Treat!
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
What a fun Halloweenish read. I love it!

Reviewed by Charles Keller
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Cute poem, Regis! I enjoyed it very much.

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Now why on earth did I soon start reading this to the opening rythm of Elton John's Benny and the Jets, e.g 'Witch Witch...'?
'Hey kids...' the opening line to this song fits well to invite the kids to read this delightfully witty poem. Very witty Wilde, very, very witty - witch - witty - what have you done to my thought processes tonight, Regis?

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Dang. The secret's out: I like cats. And cabbage. And black underwear. Does that make ME a witch? LOL Delightfully Hallow'een fun, cleverly penned. :) BRAVO, mon ami! And that ending HA!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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