Limericks IV
 

There’s a place where the people are nude
You may think that this is rather rude
But from their point of view
When they see me and you
They find our clothing rather lewd
 
There once was a dog named Snoopy
His ears were long and droopy
He had a weak bark
Was afraid of the dark
Until he met a groupie named Roopie
 
I know this fellow named Till
His presence gives me a chill
He acts like a fool
His name ought to be Tool
His talk’s less than “run of the mill”
 
A guy from Coleman named Mike
Got himself a fine Harley bike
In his leather jacket
He makes quite a racket
Which a lot of folks do not like
 
We all know this fellow named Ed
Folks say he’s more Green than Red
He loves to nurture
Like Mother Nature
People like to hear what he’s said
 
When I was a gal named Shanelle
Of the village I was quite the belle
In that other life
I was not a wife
My task was to ring the church bell
 
I know this cool cat named Patch
Ladies think he is quite a catch
He comes into town
In his velvet gown
With gloves, scarf and silk hat to match
 
 
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