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There once was a wizard named Wiz
He often took what wasn’t his
His magic grew stale
He wound up in jail
Now he’s out of the wizardry biz

A lad by the name of Bayrock
Loves to sing “Home in the Rock”
His voice strong and fair
His notes rise in the air
He can be heard all over the block

There once was a gal named Alexis
She fought in battles of the sexes
She lost some at the start
But then she grew smart
She began to use hexes on her exes

There’s a gal in this town named Bibi
Her cat comes if you call out Phoebe
Though that’s not her name
She still plays the game
Bibi lets Phoebe fly the Seabee

There once was a kitty named Blue
Many thought that he had the flu
But that was not why
He was so very shy
He simply had sniffed too much glue

A fellow I know bought a suit
I think it was made out of jute
The colours were mellow
It was red, green, and yellow
He looked like a large bowl of fruit

There once was a fellow named Kirk
Some folks thought he was a jerk
The reason they said
He’d not make his bed
And refused to do any work

I know this woman named Marian
She is a fussy librarian
She paces around
And if you make a sound
She turns into a real barbarian

I know this fellow named Andy
Is quite addicted to candy.
He’s got a sweet tooth,
I tell you the truth,
Andy’s always got candy handy.

There once was a fellow named Toby
He had an abode of adobe
He was of simple means
Wore faded blue jeans
He lived on the edge of the Gobi

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