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Tower of Power
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Gutter Humor. I offer no excuse.

The picture is authentic and no it is not staged.


Poem Artwork

Who could have figured

My dog’s an architect

The leaning tower of Newhall

A purely natural effect

 

I paid her no commission

Except for chow and treats

It reminds me of some artwork

I saw on San Francisco’s Streets

 

Tremble Pisa nature calls

Your secret is exposed

The stray from perpendicular

Far more common than you supposed

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors


 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Tower of Power"
Reviewed on September 8, 2019
Cuz Pat ...

I thought I was the only one here with such a warped mind.
Obviously I was Wrong !

The real Scoop ?
Pat wrote about Poop !
If you are in the Loop -
You can clean up with Goop !

😻✌🏼🤪

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on August 4, 2010
Well metaphorically, it's crap like this disquising itself as legitimate dung and in an AD contest, we've got bigger shits!

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 4, 2010
Oh Patrick; you've made me grateful I don't have to scoop dog poop. LOL! Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 4, 2010
Aaarf!

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 4, 2010
Based on your phine are work, I'd say your pooch is all pooped out...

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on August 3, 2010
Brilliant!!! But, as Joe Walsh immortalises in song, at least it's "hard"!! My old pooch has had a life-threatening dose of gastro-enteritis recently - so bad she had to have her tail shaved and her beautiful long, blonde leg "feathers" cut off to cope... No, I'm not about to go any further, but if dog nappies haven't been invented yet, reckon I'm about to make a mint...!! xx

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 3, 2010
So full of exotic imagery Patrick ~ The nasal sensations you are creating with your art are incredible, as are the digestion aiding properties here within your most fantastic poetic creation. This was a practical poem (I can't thank you enough for reminding me to go scoop), and artistically, I have to tell you, this is magnificent sculpture you are offering, truly a work I will not forget.
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed on August 3, 2010
LOL you are a trip!!

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on August 3, 2010
OMG! Beautiful way to start my morning. I'm trying to figure out if that's an ionic column or not?? Classic Patrick! So glad you captured the moment.

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on August 3, 2010
Honestly. This wasn't back in Pete's day?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 3, 2010
WOW - A Tower of Power, Indeed!

But it's not very nice to blame your dog - have you thought of auditioning for America's Got Talent??!!

Reviewed by Paul Judges
Reviewed on August 3, 2010
Excellent poem and sculpture !

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 2, 2010
I hope you wore gloves when you "piled the poop" as it were...you are really a sick man, I feel sorry for your wife having to put up with you...LOL e

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on August 2, 2010
Oh, please. Your pooch would have to be a Great Dane to do a poop like this and your pup ain't doing this kind'a poop.
Mark


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