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Encounter
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Slow afternoon
She had corn pone thighs And bloodshot eyes And I guess it wasn’t none too wise That I offered up this hoochie mamma a drink Well the band played loud And the whole damn crowd Was on their way to getting pretty plowed When I noticed something that caused my eyes to blink The hoochie mamma was in no pain And I guess I never will explain Why a woman wants to make a man insane Let alone understand the way that women think She’d stuck her tongue straight in my ear So surprised I nearly spilt my beer As the evening’s agenda became pretty clear Till I noticed something that made my heart truly sink Momma’s hot pants had suddenly bulged It wasn’t long before she divulged Her name was Frank and she indulged In the sort of ice dancing that don’t require a rink Now I hardly drink much any more I was way too slow to make that door Got myself a lesson with a perfect score Beware of Hoochie mammas or you’ll end up wearing mink Copyright 2013 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by lois christensen

Reviewed on May 25, 2014

Humorous, just what i needed today!

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on March 25, 2013

I've missed your engaging lines, Patrick!
Christine xx

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Giggle...toooo funny!

Anna

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on March 22, 2013

Hoochie Coochie Funny!
Loved it!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Paul Berube

OMG is the best I can do today.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

It's so good to have your humor back in this dismal place of broken relationships and lost souls! And you tell a pretty fine tale of deception, if I don't say so.

When that 60ish skinny woman in gold lame sidled up to me in the bar that time when I was in my 20s making my elderly cousin companion jealous, I couldn't take her up on her offer to share cigarettes and drinks. I guess it was fortunate that I didn't take her up on her offer because I forgot to check if there was a bulge in her pants. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Ha! Ha! I appreciate your wit and humor and the way this flows smoothly along, Patrick. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by D Johnson

Patrick...great to see you posting...love your 'encounter' that could have been a night to remember.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

CUZ PAT... VERY WELL PENNED. RHYME N RHYTHM SEEMINGLY PERFECT.

HOOCHIE MAMA... reminds me of when I was a kid. At carnivals they had prizes a little plastic doll rubber banded on a thin cane stick called HOOCHIE KOOCHIE DOLLS!

Also Dick Tracy 2 x 4's... Porn pics wif Big Dicks!

Hope u r well... Read any MATLACK lately? A Feud may be Brewin!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

You have interesting memoirs Cuz!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on March 21, 2013

Happen to me once. New Orleans. They put me in jail. She was dressed to the nines, looking and passing as a female. It was in the taxi when I groped, had a hand full of what I had plenty off. Hey. You;re preference is your preference, just don't pass yourself off as beint a special that you aren't, especially in the straight bars. I did some time, she lost some teet.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

"wearing minnk" or smelling male crotch stink...this was priceless...e

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger

~Patrick~
"Encounter" of a Hoochie or you will end up wearing mink..Hilarious!!
Good one.

Lady Mary Ann