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Buzzard He's Stayin Alive
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 Buzzard He's Stayin Alive

 

Has the Buzzard given up?
No Mouth, there's no such luck
You might think you have me on the run
But this great battle of ours, has just begun

You have yet to hear uncle, from this Canadian bird
Even though more than once, you have called me a turd
I'm in Canada, yes believe me I'm alive and well
Where you ask, I don't think I should yet tell
You have been looking, for me I'm told
I can tell you, here it's darn cold

 
 

In my buzzard nest stayin alive
Long flight, I didn't think I'd ever arrive
The Canadian home fires, have somehow gone out
The cold may freeze, the beak off this old bird no doubt

Canadian Buzzard in the land of the great deep freeze
But I'm stayin alive, I have to find my winter BVDS
That's long johns, for those from the deep south
It'll get warmer, if I get caught by the Mouth
I hope this wood fire soon catches
Hey has anyone got matches

This is sure not good bye
But I am stayin alive

 

 

The Great Canadian Buzzard
Scratching Out Yet Another Write
If One Has An Itch, One Must Scratch It
Poet ? ~ Well It All Depends On Who You Ask
© Copyright 10 / 2009 All rights Reserved

 


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 18, 2009
Leave it to a Canadian Buzzard to fly north for the winter. Patrick

Reviewed on October 18, 2009
Hi Ray, and I think it depends on where the itch is, too, eh and who's the one gonna scratch? Oh My! Have I said too much? (grin)

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 18, 2009
If I were you, I'd dig in until at least Spring. Old Edvard says he's got a meat grinder waitin for you in Sweden!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 18, 2009
Say, if I invite that Mouth of yours, will she coming wearing that sexy outfit of hers? I would let her inside by a side entrance (no need to take chances with Zombie Bride and her Mean Whip) whadayasay? in yer benefit I would keep her busy busy busy!

EDvard, Lord Nosferatu Incubus (and a hot one!)


Reviewed on October 18, 2009
You are one crrraaaaaaaaazy bird, Buzzard! LOL Where DO you find some of these graphics or come up with such great poetry?? Very well penned/illustrated; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on October 18, 2009
I think I have some of your feathers free one...

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
It seems you have forgotten one small fact you were in such a big hurry to get away you left something behind... The Gold Pen Ah Duh
Now with you tucking tail feathers and running like a vigin out of a whore house and forgetting something more important than just saving ur arse then we would have had a battle, but you didnt so we dont. LOL

Sorry Sugar Britches you wont be back cause you know what awaits you and I sure as heck wont be going up north for I smell smoke a bit of a Buzzard trick in store for me by the first of the year (as spoken by ur very own beak) and last time I looked I did not have Stupid tatooed on my forehead... Nice try Buzzard...

I would think ur buddy hoodlums would be ready to burn you at the stake for leaving them behind in jail while you make your get away.
Oh Buz what an evil web you do weave. LOL

Ray this was really cute.Loved it and You Bunches
Hugs
D


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