Though tagged, it's a dog's life
I want a 'take' of its pomposity.
Ahh...perhaps my request
has tweaked your curiosity?
Oh, if only to be a Westminister's
privileged cur,
adored and pampered
and addressed as Sir.
To be coddled and pedicured,
dipped and clipped,
and from life's full cup
my gulps would be sipped.
I'd end the aimless rambling,
my needs would be met,
being a King of the hill,
my life would be set!
You're asking me why
my sudden change of heart?
I'm just an old alley cat...
who's finally gotten smart!
Ron