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Ode on an Aneurism
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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Years ago, Our Choir Director, Robert F. Twynham, almost died! As God would have it, our Soprano Leader, Paula, went downstairs to the Choir-room to see what was keeping Bob. She JUST HAPPENED to be a NURSE - she and 911 - SAVED his life! True story from The Cathedral of Mary Our Queen in Baltimore, Maryland. After years of insistence, by our former Assistant Choir Director, Paul Binko, HERE IT IS !!!
ODE ON AN ANEURYSM WE ALL KNOW A GUY NAME OF ROBERT, WHO RECENTLY HAD TO BE BRAVE. WHILE PREPARING FOR MASS, HE FELL ON HIS ASS, AND HE ALMOST WENT TO HIS GRAVE. � WHILE IN SAINT JOSEPH'S, HE DID LAY, NO ORGAN, OR OTHER THINGS, COULD HE PLAY. SO, HE COUNTED HIS TOES, AND PICKED HIS NOSE, 'TIL HE REACHED THE END OF HIS STAY. � WE ALL WERE RACKED WITH ALARM, WHEN WE HEARD OF HIS BODILY HARM, BUT, AS WE ALL PRAYED, TO STAY HIS TRIP TO HEAVEN, WE HEARD HIM RETORT, ABOUT HIS RECENT BOWEL REPORT, AND, AVOIDED THE "FILM AT ELEVEN." � OLD DIRECTORS NEVER DIE --- THEY JUST "LOOSE" THEIR SEATS ! � � 3/2/93 BY: TKH. �

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on December 10, 2016

I just went to your timeline on fb and found this. It's great to be able to laugh about it after having had a close call with one. I thought I WAS following you on here. Hmmm............ Enjoyed!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 11, 2011

Just read this, missed it in 2004, but found it just as enjoyable, even with the reason for the write being sad, I laughed through out...you, sir reprobate, are a trip...e

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 26, 2004

(((tom)))

LOL--ewwwwwwwwww glad he didn't loose it and glad he survived

aneurisms ain't nothin' to mess with--cute write with humor in spades

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 10, 2004

hahaha! This will keep me smiling all day;-)
Excellent humerous write of a sad event! Well done!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Lol, I had to laugh, as two or three years ago I was in hospital with one, and they ain't much fun. Till I heard what I'd been doing and saying.

You just gotta laugh at anything you can see the funny side in.

I just love this..

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on June 9, 2004

he's lucky he didn't permanently loose his beats ...

well written ...

Reviewed by Lori Moore

This is cute. You have turned a painful event into a laughing matter. Enjoyed.